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anon finds a solution to his homeless problem
Fox News: Arby's manager admits to urinating into milkshake mix 'at least twice'.
ugh i know i just hate niggers is all
So in light of all the stupidity happening within the government, I feel like we need a new system. What I am proposing, is that we remain a republic, however, if there are any objections to a law being passed, at all, we have combat to determine the outcome. 

For instance, Nancy Pelosi wants to pass a law that allows abortion up to the 30th trimester, when the law is proposed, it is given a yay or nay vote. If anyone objects, then they shall compete in an MMA match to determine if the bill becomes law. 

Now, a certain amount of times a year, you may nominate a champion to fight in your place, I'm going to say, 3. The winner decides the law and in order to overturn it, we would need to have a "battle" where there would be 1 vs 3 to overturn.
whats up yuo sutpid fucking faggots lmao fuck you wew WEW weeeewwww
94chan is kill
ihm give me mod so i can be a cool guy love pineapplejuice


I remember reading on a thread that the suicidal Japanese mix house cleaners to create a deadly gases.  Someone  also said that there was a pdf tutorial on how much to mix in order to obtain a painless  death and how to keep others safe. Does anyone have the file, know where to find it, or at least have knowledge on chemical suicide?
My aunt. Used to grope her a lot when I was teen.
can we give cyraxx global mod on 94chan?????????

news and sensationalism scares everyone

government looks at polls and analytics based on public opinion/fear

locks everything down 

screws everything and everyone in the process

loose your job because oil crashes

apply for EI

avoid CERB

government gives you CERB anyway without asking or informing you

waits 2 years

get a letter in the mail 

pay $2k because we gave you CERB. 

"pay up sucker or we will keep your tax returns, GST cheques, etc."

i hate the government
>94 chan
Yeah... 94 feds.
OP saged his own thread
You will never be fully vaccinated. You have no antibodies. You have no defense against transmisión. You have no resistance to the mutating spike protein. You will never be on the correct formulation, you will never have the correct dose, you will never be on the correct manufacturer.

You may have gotten a booster shot but all of that can change on a political whim and now you are a plague rat and crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get for your Fauci Ouchie on social media is two-faced and half-hearted. Maybe you got three “likes” for your vaxx selfie today but tomorrow your vaccine will be banned in 7 countries , no longer recognized by WHO, everyone you work or socialize with will no longer consider you vaccinated.

Behind your back people mock you and take bets on how soon you’re going to die. They stopped inviting you over for drinks, holidays, or get togethers. Your employer has taken a million dollar life insurance policy out on you and implores you to get one more booster. And even when you do, you will still never be fully vaccinated.

Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your sickly appearance , your clammy pale greasy skin, and your coal black glassy meth addict looking vaccine eyes behind closed doors.

Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved at the six figure settlement they’re offered in return for telling everyone you died of natural causes or covid-19. And that it was your fault because you were not fully vaccinated. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your false cause of death, and even though you took the vaccine , and you took the booster shots, every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that it was your fault for not being vaccinated. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably unvaccinated.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Post homophobic vids
one day im gonna be jackie onasis gonna wear a pari of black sunglasses
1000 get
Hola maricones, Mi nombre es Kyle, y odio a cada uno de ustedes. Todos ustedes son comunistas gordos, retrasados, que pasan cada segundo de su día mirando fotos estúpidas. Eres todo lo malo del mundo. Honestamente, ¿alguno de ustedes ha tenido alguna vagina? Quiero decir, supongo que es divertido burlarse de la gente debido a tus propias inseguridades, pero todos lo llevan a un nivel completamente nuevo. Esto es incluso peor que masturbarse con fotos en Facebook. No seas un extraño. Solo golpéame con tu mejor tiro. Soy bastante perfecto. Maté a un golpeador de esposas y a un pedófilo, y le disparé a un ladrón en el bíceps. ¿Qué activismo haces, además de "masturbarte con transexuales desnudas"? También obtuve sobresalientes en ASU, y tengo una novia ardiente del tipo al que le disparé en el pecho (Ella me la chupó; Mierda era TAN efectivo). Todos ustedes son maricones que deberían simplemente suicidarse. Gracias por su atención. Foto relacionada: Somos mi perra y yo.
Sky Lee Gerald 
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985 544 2703
Chris Rock had some good stand-up before he became apart of the Occult
My shitty website offers editing and manipulating images however you want it, and I am now hyper aware that nobody wants it. I am a massive faggot.
We have a simple service, much like our neural pathways slowly degenerating to room IQ temp brain activity that we provide to our imaginary friends, which is, making fake pictures and shilling them to people that don't give a fuck.
It could be for a funny purpose, maybe you want to remove a person from a photo, add people to a photo or just manipulate the photo in your own terms. Maybe you want to stop reading, it's probably best that you do. But wait! We provide photoshopping for anyone that has pictures and idea of what to improve/tweak to your desired photos but nobody cares so admin please rape my face thanks.
How about we get a bunch of alt chans and merge them all together? Could "we" rival yotsuchan then?
Pic is surely not related
you just lost the game
Has Obama gone too far...?
 Here you go guys, compilation of russian roastie drug dealers getting their shit kicked in. Feel free to make webms/screenshots/mp4s with edited audio to make it look like its russians/ukrainians attacking russians/ukrainians, and spread it on socials. Let the information war begin!
girl gets beaten

girl gets beaten

girl stripped naked and tortured, hair set on fire, nice boobas

girl gets terrorized, told to dig her own grave, strip naked, beaten, hair on fire
part 1
part 2

girl gets invaded in her own home and tied to a chair

girl gets beaten and tazed

couple gets beaten under the bridge with a fucking car wrench

girl stripped naked outside, her clothes set on fire
part 1
part 2

couple stripped and beaten to pulp in snow

girl stripped in snow and terrorised, VERY nice boobas
it's a shame he's gone....
What did IHM do to piss of the scat fags.
( RavenCoin address: RNBzvqarGsE4LC8BkAQQP7Z8qcrC1Yz3AM )
I'll do what I can, now that this chan and board are my home. Fuck y'all, squatters rights!
What do you think of this image?
hi I want to kill myself
post laineys
New ylyl

post what you got fagets
>new imageboard again
Sweet, and you're not too slow. I have never heard of this place and it seems new enough that there wouldn't be anything too worrisome.
But admin: let me tell you something. If you don't change a few things around here it's going to die just like the rest of the altchans we still have in 2022. 

Here are some suggestions:
delete all the boards other than /pol/ /b/ and /x/

hash ips for privacy

make a minecraft server to keep users coming back

advertise on other sites, I would even make a video on odysee showcasing your site. You don't have to go balls deep and advertise on 4cuck though.

But more than that, you need a niche topic for your site. Politics is good, it never goes out of style but there has to be something just a little out there. Think about something most people might not be interested in, but a minority would. You need a recurrent theme to keep things alive, otherwise it's just "oh wow its the same boards that they have on 4chan except slower and deader". Think about other altchans that are alive. Other-language chans survive since the theme is that it's not in English, and can attract a non-English speaking audience. Women-only chans can survive since the theme only allows female posters. Hell, even leftypol can survive since the theme is /pol/, but left wing instead of right wing. Something simple like that. 

Have you thought of... making a board about gambling? That sounds pretty niche.
anyone remember this lolcow? sagshawty
Why are trannies so dumb? Don't they understand that they have XY chromosomes?
France; why?
This site is listed on allchans now.
I failed at suicide. Tried using a thread, it wasnt strong enough. This time Im using a wire. Im not failing this time. I want the world to know that Jessica Beechin from Chelmsford MA is 10% responsible for my suicide. If 90% of the reason is because of the economy here, then 10% of the reason has to do with the fact that Ive been displaced many times by her friends who have the ability to speak.
I admit I posted a version of this on the relationship subreddit the other day, but they closed it with no explanation, I assume because they just decided it was fake. I can see how they might think that, but this is a true thing that happened and is happening, and now there is more to it because I actually got broken up with over it.

With all that is going on, we had stocked up on supplies, including some canned goods. I ordered a few weeks ago 30 cans of beans. 10 are black beans, 10 are kidney beans, and 10 are pink beans. Also, I ordered 15 cans of chickpeas. I thought this is a reasonable amount of beans and chickpeas to have every now and then and would last for quite some time.

However earlier this week I opened the cabinet because I wanted to make a vegetarian chili using two cans of beans, but all of the beans were gone. What the hell?

I asked my girlfriend and she told me she buried all of the beans in the woods.

At first I thought she was joking, but she explained, no, she had buried the beans in the woods. WTF?

I asked her to explain and she told me she was afraid that "if things get bad" we might have to worry about "looters or whatever" and that the beans would be in danger of being stolen. I said I thought this was completely ridiculous and unlikely. She became angry at me and said she "is protecting our beans."

According to her logic, the beans are safely buried in the woods behind our apartment complex, and if we ever need some beans she will go to the "stash" and dig up a can or two, but would prefer if we save them all for "if things get worse".

I said why only bury the beans, why not bury our more valuable items? She said the canned food was most valuable for long-term means, and that since we get fresh food in our online grocery deliveries, it would make sense to continue to stockpile beans. She intends to go bury more beans in the woods every week.
whore exposed
When is 94chan getting an IRC?
post the most depraved shit you have.

>man and woman get into heated argument 
>woman punches man in face
>man slaps woman in the face

Who's more guilty, in the eyes of the law?  The woman for hitting first, or the man for punching a female?

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some japo demon broke out of its seal like yesterday or something heres some pics be fucking warned ==BE WARNED==
Have you ever had butt sex? Was it satisfying?
kek I am a jewish leftist faggot on my umpteenth booster shot and fauci is my god
any idea how to memorize a design this many? each and every individually?
Scully, men can become women.
It's not rocket science. Just basic biology.
the ultimate expression of man is the high testosterone dominant over-jock
1526 get
Board active when
im a really polite guest i eat my own puke and everything 

regards, not an internet identity
awwwwwwwww dig it what up my dudes
My name is Chris and I have a confession

I do not dislike black people. To the contrary, I admire their audacity

My name is Chris and I manipulate data. Tomorrow I will break into Twitter and unban everyone and remove their shadowban system and filters. Free speech will be available once again.

Chris signing out. 2Pac if you're reading this, thank you for everything.
Can I please be unbanned  from the telegram
The vaccine...

I KNOW, UGH... I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!

It's just that I'm not getting it is all!

This site is cancer
don't forget to wear your mask
ITT: reply only with text or ascii art
>thread gone
was this for lulz or you retarded mods are actually ill newfags taking every dime seriously?
Debating of posting my cock to start a cock thread however my morals are blocking me and I'll probably get banned lol
ITT share strange/unusual things that happened to you when you were a kid

>Be me, 11 years old, at camp
>In sleeping cabin with one of my friends
>Me and him both hate this one kid, we'll call him Ben
>My friend and I notice Ben hasn't shown up and it's almost time for lights out. Everyone is supposed to be there and Ben isn't.
 >My friend and I both decide to wish on a star that Ben disappeared and won't come back ever
>Minutes pass, Ben still doesn't show up. I say to my friend "hey he never came wow"
>Friend thinks it's funny, says "maybe our wish came true"
>I freak out internally, think I'm some kind of murderer now
>Start praying to God that Ben is okay
>All of a sudden, Ben shows up wearing nothing but a T-shirt and his tight white underwear
>Breathe a sigh of relief knowing he's okay even though I hate him
>Realize now years later he might have been off getting fucked by a counselor or something

Share yours
People who make a big deal about other people liking meat cooked well done are the most insufferable cunts on the planet. Starting beef about it over dinner or making fun of someone who orders well-done meat is a ridiculous macho meme circljerk and needs to go away. Who the fuck cares how anyone else likes their meal cooked? It's completely subjective. Live and let live, don't impose your taste on anyone else. Donald Trump himself orders his steaks well done and he owned a huge steak business. Even if you don't care for his politics the man surely knows a thing or two about steak. 

I don't even like my steak well done, I'm a medium or medium rare guy. But I will give my life to defend your right to cook your steak however the hell you want it without harassment from validation seeking jerkoffs who don't even actually care but feel the need to play into this King of the Hill meme as a desperate grasp to pump their shriveled masculinity. 

Fuck all well-done shamers.
kirtaner can suck my pokemon ballz
shut the fuck up
pedo biden and few chinks
who is the craziest mtf you know?
Why am I banned from the Telegram?
Brandon lost
post sneed
Your theme was actually from my imageboard and I am very mad that your chan is eons above mine, please shit in my mouth
Has it even been made yet?
==HEY LADS!== Take your time and immerse yourself into Shayism! An ideology that emphasizes the well-being and prosperity of the people! Although originally targeted towards Southerners, it has since became an international ideology for the sake of improving the people's quality of life!

Jesus Luvs U
The piss collectors arrived that night. They were mostly in their mid- to late twenties, clean-shaven and wearing yellow suits, yellow hoods and yellow boots. They had a number of piss collecting devices, but only one was necessary.

A long-dead man wearing a yellow suit of armor with a plastic tube protruding from his groin attached to a machine that was sucking his urine out.

“Oh, it's him,” said the first man in line, “The Master of Piss. I haven't seen him in a while.”

“What's his plan?”

“He needs to get rid of all the pee, before it dries up and starts to stink.”

The third and final man in line started to feel increasingly alarmed. He was worried that the Master of Piss could die of old age.

“That's why we've been collecting his pee.” said the second man. “We're making a golden statue of him.”

“He's a great guy, that's why I keep him around.”

“I'm glad I'm here,” said the third man. “I won't need to use my pee to make him.”

The first man looked him up and down. “You're getting old, but you've got a lot of time to make up for.”

The third man's face fell.

“I'd like to make it for a young girl one day.”

“Who's the lucky girl?”

“I don't know, she's a mystery.”

“I could be the one to make her a statue,” said the second man, “then we could be best friends.”

The third man started to cry.

“Come on, we're taking you back to the lab.”
Anyone know anyone that could help me get a account?
trying to make art thar will attract hudnred thousand people, but i dunno what exactly or what good should it be

mostly how good, the case of quality and content and how will it attract six hundred thousand people/customer
why are admins powertripping and using capcode?
nobody gives a flying fuck about your "MUH COLORFUL CAPCODE"!!!!! and "[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST. I DONT SPEAK TETRIS]"
this really ruins the anonymous forum if nigger admins keep intervening every thread and saying some shit nobody, i mean nobody gives a fuck
stop powertripping and why don't you janny trannies just remain anonymous?
feels like you take /b/ very seriously, if so get some help

Shout out to all non-planned baby mamas out there
Smooth looking board you got here. 
Makes me feel like a disco in the mid 90's and rocking up in a R34 and doing a big skid while listening to Shaggy.
From all of 94chan staff, Merry Kipmas. Post your presents and deck the halls with shiny kippers.
/bearcave/ general; your safe space to exchange and enjoy outlandishly grotesque pornography and mauled dicks. Post some shit, but keep it legal and consensual. Absolutely no anime.
Happy new years motherfuckers  <3
Come funpost UP MY ASS
Looking for the most complete drawing reference... with mechanicals from any angle?
Since we can't talk about sex in /b/ let's talk about 



oh I know

let's talk about Brits
what are they planning?
enable post self deletion
A genie appears and will grant you ONE SEXUAL FANTASY

What do you wish for
something that can make six hundred thousand "different enough" of drawings/design. not just your usual chipmunk copypastas, as it needs "fun" "business" and "variety"
assholes step aside.
what kind of rendering, colors,. and composition should a picture(that i make)be in to becpme something that worth of hundred thousand views/traffic like in deviantarts and so
saw ur ad on neon. anything interesting here?
What region are you from, anon?
- Blacks
- Africans
- Mulattos
- Afro-Americans
- Jamaicans
- Indians
- Else (then what) wanna play music like this... the melody dont exist only in the right hand/tenor but also in the bass, basically so fucking flexible and mature holy fuck why.. does not seem like there is any theory to that....

like how does he know and fluently move both hands differently...
Not sure where to post this so I figured /b/ would be the best place. 94chan is invited to a /christmas/ party tomorrow! If you would like to make a thread, feel free!
>There will be a Christmas radio on featuring music (Christmas and non-Christmas) from prolikewoah/animu, (probably, working out the details with that DJ), and 
>Music stream will happen on the 18th of December from 9AM Saturday American West Coast to roughly 9PM or later (5PM Saturday to 5AM Sunday GMT/UTC, or 2AM Sunday to 2PM Tokyo time)
>There will be a separate games thread for anons who want to play games, with servers and hosts edited into the OP since the goal is for anons to socialize and enjoy themselves- OJ, EDF, and Veloren are probably on the books right now.
>You can make your own lobbies for the games thread without being tied to a board, but it's a good chance to advertise your board
>Feel free to make an advertising thread promoting your board. If you want to have a fun activity attached, that is also welcome!
Meanwhile in Lithuania
niggers lmao
sup /b/

I'm curious. What gets you off? Any specific kinks? I like being rough and dominant. And shoving my dick down her throat and having my cum swallowed.
tfw 1000get sucks
help this is not the fjord i was looking for 
what is this place?
Where is my elf? And my wife Hilda?
post your piss jugs
post old image macros and viral funnies

Can you even call such chan, a "chan"??? 

PS: enable poster's flag on the upcoming /biz/ please? It is such a basic security mechanism. Also I want to acknowledge that mods here are handsome, intelligent, good with money, showered with luck, and in long lasting happy relationship with their spouses, wish you all the best.
Brk get
gotta love egypt
Sleeping with Renamon
(Kinda degenerate ngl)
You merely adopted the fart. I was born in it. Molded by it.
floyd minion
When a nigger takes a shit how can you tell where the shit ends and the nigger begins?
Привет, это моя машина. пожалуйста, не пишите глупых комментарии
Hello, Miss InternetHeatMachine! I was scrolling through your page per usual and I happened to notice you take a plentiful amount of photos with your feet inframe and show them off quite a lot during streams. Is this on purpose? If so, please don't be embarrassed by my intellect! I think it is rather cute. I was wondering if I could have secret access to some photos of your adorable soles? If not, I understand. You are a very busy woman and I am no more than a guy on the internet with a ravishingly high IQ might I add. Thank you for reading my message and have a wonderful day!
I was alone the first time I licked the Seattle's Pike Place gum wall. It was a cold rainy night (as it always is in Seattle) and I ended up in the famed alley on a shortcut home. Driven rain poured down the psychedelic walls, cascading from gutters above, leaching a concoction of bubblegum flavors and colors that dribbled to the cobblestones below and flowed in sweet rainbow rivers to the sewer. A delicious and humid aroma filled the air -  gummy chemicals, springtime, and ten thousand peoples putrid saliva. I couldn't help it. I looked around to make sure nobody was watching. I extended my tongue, first catching a few raindrops, then pressing it triumphantly against the wall. The strength of the flavor electrified me. My tongue shot back in and I stood up, again checking to make sure I was alone. What had I just done? Soon my tongue was back against the wall, and I took a few steps forward dragging it along. I must have licked half the surface area of the whole place that night running back and forth, tongue riding over the smooth contours of wet gum. It was a feeling I'd never experienced before, and I was a bit enthralled.
What would you do to me

let's go btards
Read the pictures not this shit faggot
Ever heard of brandon robert kelley? Hes a deranged pedofile
weapons of mass construction
I'm your wife :'(
what do you think of this picture /b/????????????
You should have named this place 'Amicuschan'
Patch, you lost.
terrifying people
Me and nazs recreated 9/11
So much great content here.
Cats are cunts
Grotesque and terrifying to look at
Spreaders of mental decay and physical disease
Target the mentally susceptible and weak for their sick plots
Can be banished through intoning their true name

Grotesque and terrifying to look at
Spreaders of mental decay and physical disease
Target the mentally susceptible and weak for their sick plots
Can be banished through intoning their true name

hmmm.... it seems there is no difference...
General thread for all tjints shocking.
Is this the hardcore child pornography chan?  Where is k0w?  94/12 = 7 or 8.  What gives?  Did you even seal your asphalt driveway?
now do it with a pp
happy birthday to me
>start lurking again earlier this year after a decade long hiatus
>living in a new country now, find I can’t post images or threads due to abuse from my IP range
>kind of weird, the country i live in is not really likely to have a lot of people posting shit on 4chan, they are not english speaking and have their own widespread chan-like websites anyways. also any fedspamming would target those sites
>am able to post text replies, whatever no problem
>rarely see other posters with the same flag
>one day wake up to find all posting from my IP range whatsoever is now entirely blocked due to “abuse”. no idea why because again the activity from this country is so low
>been many months now, still range banned
>i’ve tried posting while at far away locations just to see if it works and it’s range banned there too
>despite this i still see posts from this country’s flag occasionally, even an obvious spammer who seems like they should have been banned months ago. other posts from this flag are just kind of weird and “off”

it’s physically a really small country so the ban seems like it should affect a lot of people. why would they keep such a massive ban in place for 5+ months and who are those still posting
I don’t know how it came to be or why, but I have noticed the highest level of retardation recently has been concentrated in Canada. I never thought an American off-shoot with pretty nature could cause so much turmoil but I have been proven wrong.

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