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Added some stuff to the spam filter. if you get banned and you believe it's an error, you probably posted something stupid.


So much great content here.
Cats are cunts
Demons:
Grotesque and terrifying to look at
Spreaders of mental decay and physical disease
Target the mentally susceptible and weak for their sick plots
Can be banished through intoning their true name

Trannies:
Grotesque and terrifying to look at
Spreaders of mental decay and physical disease
Target the mentally susceptible and weak for their sick plots
Can be banished through intoning their true name

hmmm.... it seems there is no difference...
General thread for all tjints shocking.
Me and nazs recreated 9/11
MIG 21 TUESDAY FAGGOTS
Is this the hardcore child pornography chan?  Where is k0w?  94/12 = 7 or 8.  What gives?  Did you even seal your asphalt driveway?
What would you do to me
now do it with a pp
happy birthday to me
>start lurking again earlier this year after a decade long hiatus
>living in a new country now, find I can’t post images or threads due to abuse from my IP range
>kind of weird, the country i live in is not really likely to have a lot of people posting shit on 4chan, they are not english speaking and have their own widespread chan-like websites anyways. also any fedspamming would target those sites
>am able to post text replies, whatever no problem
>rarely see other posters with the same flag
>one day wake up to find all posting from my IP range whatsoever is now entirely blocked due to “abuse”. no idea why because again the activity from this country is so low
>been many months now, still range banned
>i’ve tried posting while at far away locations just to see if it works and it’s range banned there too
>despite this i still see posts from this country’s flag occasionally, even an obvious spammer who seems like they should have been banned months ago. other posts from this flag are just kind of weird and “off”

it’s physically a really small country so the ban seems like it should affect a lot of people. why would they keep such a massive ban in place for 5+ months and who are those still posting
I don’t know how it came to be or why, but I have noticed the highest level of retardation recently has been concentrated in Canada. I never thought an American off-shoot with pretty nature could cause so much turmoil but I have been proven wrong.
i have a weird phobia of eggs so my grandma tries to make them look like different things. she usually makes them into shapes like a heart or flower but today was different.
baaahahahahahahaha
Happy Friday, /b/
Post pictures of cats niggers
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Please stop
It's just
not even
Discuss
The piss collectors arrived that night. They were mostly in their mid- to late twenties, clean-shaven and wearing yellow suits, yellow hoods and yellow boots. They had a number of piss collecting devices, but only one was necessary.

A long-dead man wearing a yellow suit of armor with a plastic tube protruding from his groin attached to a machine that was sucking his urine out.

“Oh, it's him,” said the first man in line, “The Master of Piss. I haven't seen him in a while.”

“What's his plan?”

“He needs to get rid of all the pee, before it dries up and starts to stink.”

The third and final man in line started to feel increasingly alarmed. He was worried that the Master of Piss could die of old age.

“That's why we've been collecting his pee.” said the second man. “We're making a golden statue of him.”

“He's a great guy, that's why I keep him around.”

“I'm glad I'm here,” said the third man. “I won't need to use my pee to make him.”

The first man looked him up and down. “You're getting old, but you've got a lot of time to make up for.”

The third man's face fell.

“I'd like to make it for a young girl one day.”

“Who's the lucky girl?”

“I don't know, she's a mystery.”

“I could be the one to make her a statue,” said the second man, “then we could be best friends.”

The third man started to cry.

“Come on, we're taking you back to the lab.”
Do you like Pokemon
can an ass ever be too phat?
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE, SOLDIERS
Brandon lost
would you?
Now what was the passcode again?
What the fuck? You losers get a cool board? Bruh wtf
ngl keep the css this way, it makes the site more cancer
sup /b/

i just got high and mowed a yard

I'd like to tell you a crazy tale but basically the yard is shorter and I'm sweaty

that's all

pic unrelated
"Dad! I have something in my ear!" Gene croaked out in his obnoxious, confounded voice.

Bob had enough of him. Time to clean out the wax, so to speak.

"Let us put a fork in it, son."

Bob picked up a silver fork from the table and jammed it in Gene's ear. Bleeding, crying, squeeling like a pig, Gene rolled on the tile floor with a fork stuck in his head. Hearing the noise from upstairs, Linda walked into the restaurant foyer with Louise and Tina by her side.

"Oh, goody gumdrops!" Linda sqwauked. "Looks like you're the odd one out, little goober!"

Gene looked at his mom, who showed no sign of sympathy. Louise and Tina chuckled.

"Hey dad, I have an idea!" Tina said. "Why don't we have a Gene Burger?"

"Mom! Tina! Louise! Stop playing around! Help me!" Gene cried out.

Linda kicked Gene and laughed. "I always hated you, Gene! I kept quiet because I thought Bobby and your sisters liked you. Turns out we can all have a happy family without you!"

"No more fat brother farts!" said Louise. "This is going to be awesome, Tina! You and I can be sisters and hang out and not have to deal with this porky pig wannabe!"

"Yeah!" Tina agreed. "Our family will be better after we eat my brother's testicles. For, um... science project?"

Bob snorted. "You don't have to go that far, Tina, but I do believe there is a delicacy called rocky mountain oysters. It's bull's testicles, fried and served."

Linda put her arm around Gene's neck, snapping it like a straw. "Perfect! We'll have it ready by suppa' time."

The Belchers served a peculiar meat that day. Customers came in and gathered around. Everyone enjoyed the Gene Burger.
real

he made of lasgane
got a new tattoo of kingcobrajfs, what do you guys think?
Is that Homicide?

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boypussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Homicide (I call him Homi) screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Homi and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Homi, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Homicide stole my heart and drank my seed.
>94chan.org/b/
U WOT FREN?
Hello guys
This is me, the top admin of this chan.
Let's get to know each other ;)
I'll go first.
This is a childhood picture of me.
Yes! Your lovely admin is a nigger ;)
Those who remember baph-tan are truly based
Hello <3
I hope you guys are having a nice day.
Let me tell you about myself.
I'm a fag that takes between 4 to 12 BBCs each day, you can say that I'm in the top league of fags. There are very few fags like me. 
I like faggy things alot. I like faggy handbags, faggy pants, faggy shirts, faggy movies etc
And this chan looks perfect to me. Because it looks gay as shit. I've never seen a website more gay and faggy in my life.
The theme is literally GAY!
Therefore I would like to thank the admins for this faggy place.
As a fag, I feel right at home!
FAGGOTS!
You merely adopted the fart. I was born in it. Molded by it.
EVERYTHING'S GONE FUCKING PLUM

WHAT THE FUCK
Hey /b/ wanna see a magic trick?
Yiff?  Scalies?  

Just trying to see what is not against rules.
Final yiff for now till clarification.
This board is shit
She's got the look.
Yiff?


(No.)
niggers and jews
any other cheap trick fans?
share positive memories of cheap trick and attending cheap trick concerts with your parents at age 6 kk thx

SHE'S NICE SHE'S TIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3J8rg1urHE
I built a wall in my room finally. Who wanna fuck and do drugs when it's all clean and kept? 😎😎
UUUUNGHHHH UUUUNGHHHH UHUHUH
post your favorite photos of chris chan
It doesnt have to be a myth
why is god making black people darker?
Everyone complains about there only being guys on alt-chans but nobody does anything about it. Ofcourse there aren't any ladies because there practically isnt anyone on alt-chans these days.
Just imagine if these two were looking through your posts? Now imagine your post utterly disappointing them. Don't disappoint them.
what do you think of this picture /b/????????????
mmm yummy !!
i am an annoying faggot and should get skull dragged at your convenience uwu
What do 4 out of 5 people enjoy?
Gang rape
i want my own dick 
in my own ass
right now
Estamos chegando, em breve

*NSG*
12/11/2021
Hey anons, anyone else masturbate? Are you a recreational masturbater or have you achieved a more advanced level?
i just hit my balls
Bless this chan and all alt-chans.
I just checked the rules. THERE ARE NO RULES!
test post please ignore

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