>>8274
no she left me for a bespoke, one-of-a-kind, particularly expensive multitool, multifunction, vibrating, massaging, temperature controlling, orifice exploring model of a top-of-the-line ergonomic recliner w/headset and wifi.
I cannot blame her in fact I envy her and her soon-to-be consumed, demaciated shadow of a former self that will die of thirst/starvation without even noticing it.
have an old timey music meme