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this person has hurt me so much and it has even caused me trauma, she deserves to die! send her all the death threats and harassment you want, the more the BETTER.
her instagram is

Do reply with screenshots of what you sent to her!!
Have fun!! ^__^
>>6903 (OP) 
I do not and will not condone death threats to anyone. Quit being an edgy cunt.

Also, NYPA.
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>>6903 (OP) 

As a follow up, there's literally a raid board
>>6903 (OP) 
fucking kill yourself
>>6903 (OP) 
NYPA faggot
>>6903 (OP) 
have you considered that maybe you deserved it?
>>6903 (OP) 
I wonder if the salmon person would recognize who OP is kek
This is officially now a roast the op thread.

OP so lazy, he literally can't even
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something, call it intuition, tells me it's a she (and probably underage) assuming this is not copypasta
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m


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yes we get it
I believe my true self is that of a 1993 BMW 525i (automatic). That is who I truly am on the inside, my soul-being. To express this aspect of my personality I draw pictures of myself as an anthropomorphic 1993 BMW 525i (automatic) and share them with others of my kind. My girlfriend is a 1994 Chevrolet Camaro (standard), and we are soul-mates. Automobile soul-mates. I communicate with others of my kind mostly through the internet, but sometimes we attend conventions. People persecute us for our true selves. My neighbor threatened to call the cops on me just for talking to his Pinto. I'm not even into Fords, but that's besides the point. Just because I AM a car doesn't mean I'm going to have relations with just every car I see. It's not about the sex, though there is a 1955 Chevy Bel-Air I will never forget. You never forget your first. But I'm sick of people saying I'm perverted and wrong, and that I'm not really a car I'm just crazy. They don't understand, I have just as much right to the road as they do. Those assholes at the DMV are the worst, but I'd rather not talk about that ugly incident of carsecution. I have a good mechanic, though. You've never lived until you've had this guy change your oil. It doesn't make me gay, because I'm a BMW, not really a person. Your morality doesn't apply to me. I am a car. Beep beep, mother fucker. Deal with it.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>6903 (OP) 
nypa. People only care about this shit if its a lolcow or a public figure.  If you threaten someone on imageboards you're more likely to get people coming after you.
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how dare you flip the image, now it doesn't look like they're looking at eachother
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kek I had the same thought
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I'm sorry I forgot to code switch to "complete faggot"
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no you didn't, that's the problem
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I'm sorry
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you're both being faggots
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how dare you
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((( DANGLY )))
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das (no good)
>>6903 (OP) 
Killing her is extreme, mind if I fuck her? I'm fat and I smell horrendous.
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Are you married to her?
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Do I sound like somebody whos married?
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fat and unkept? yeah sounds like marriage
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thank you, I guess. I'll take that as a compliment.
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Better than being a kissless turbovirgin.
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The internet is not your personal army faggot.
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you tell 'em, three weeks after everyone's moved on
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