>>9407
Thou art a knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a
base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a
lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson,
glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a
bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but
the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar,
and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I
will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest
the least syllable of thy addition, you whoreson cullionly barber-monger, brazen-faced varlet. Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter! You
cowardly rascal, nature disclaims in thee: a
tailor made thee. Ay, a tailor, sir: a stone-cutter or painter could
not have made you so ill, though he had been but two
hours at the trade.