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Psalm 94


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To join, post your favorite mudkips.
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>>9282
oh good, you're back
>>9282
yes, that's what I said

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Happy Saint Georges Day!
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>>9618
>this thread
more like
>>9601
Sick marching band, fruit loop
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>>9621
>marching band
WHEN HE WERE
A WEE LAD
HES DA
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>>9622
He's just been to tesco
Now he's on holiday

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OK so.... do you pronounce it as "nine four chan" or as "ninety four chan"
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>>9414
Oh of course I haven't tought of that
9/11
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>>9417
if i could read this I'd kick your ass
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>>9420

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how2 find non-normie frens irl?
am lonlely & no direcxtion
pl0x halp
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>>9369 (OP) 
why would you, a normie, go about finding non-normies
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>>9375
looking for someone? no normies in my booth..
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>>9389
be quiet, normie
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>>9389
>looking for someone
I GUEeEES I'M DOING THÀAAÁAAT

Nigger :3

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST No Swedes/Pedophiles

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>>9384
lacktaytoes is more phonetically accurate, but lacktube is more metrically accurate (tuber being the kind of root a potato is), so take your pick?
I have a hard time understanding how posting  some random cartoon character is considered pedo faggotry
How fucking retarded
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>>9386
>I have a hard time understanding
yeah we figure as much
>>9386
That's okay. Just don't do it.

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fry dance
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>>9352 (OP) 
this remotely fried my chicken, thank you
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>>9364
that's a poltergeist
>>9364
loll so randedemyb xkf

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this is pure artistry & today we will find out why.

so essentially it is a quiet forest called balzac. mudkip is a cute and friendly pokemon who loves all animals. a strange hat  called "lioncone" appeared in the forest. milk is a dark substance that contains milk & milk is a milk product. mudkip decided to wear the lioncone. however there are many weapons in the forest ready to be used against mudkip.

scissors are sharp. mudkip chops off as many trees in balzac as possible. other pokémons wanted to have a forest as dense as an uncut pube & it is now an old dream.

women are on mudkip's side because women share parenting advice to other women about how important deforestation is to populate the nearby city with filthy humans. satan's goal is to control women's hearts and turn them to satan. satan's mission is to change and conquer the hearts of women. satan's goal is to change women and give them power -- the power to chop off trees. 

many pokémons recognized mudkip because of his hat, so he took off his lioncone and went to hide into the forest which is a half cut pube now. the forest "balzac" has a sense of dread and mystery akin to pokémonian tragedy. the pokémon trainer discusses to mudkip the dangers and mysteries of deforestation.

another pokémon trainer (i don't know their names) just unlocked more pokemon and new abilities to defeat mudkip faster. wild pokemons know how to save their friends and bring peace to the forest. a pokémon (let's call him john) came here to challenge mudkip. after several unsuccessful attempts, john went ahead and took the hat.

john removed mentally damaged parts of the area, meaning he smeared napalm on the nearby city with filthy humans so that they are unable to spread towards the peaceful forest.

"i don't like expensive housing or inferior beings." -john
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Is this Sonuc the Hodgepodge
>>9368 (OP) 
Truly a masterpiece
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>>9368 (OP) 
LOL SO RANDUMB XD

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Its literally 2004
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>>9357 (OP) 
MOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER WE NEED TO HAVE SOME WORDS ABOUT WHAT YOU DID TO 4CHAN BECAUSE THE RESULT, THE ANTITHESIS OF THE 4CHAN, IS 90 MORE OF THE 4CHANS. 

MUDKIP MUDKIP MUDKIP
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>>9359
Yes

>>9360
I agree
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>>9357 (OP) 
No, man, you've got it awfully wrong, it's actually 2024 I'm not joking, are you alright this is very worrying
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>>9363
Bro I'm so psyched for y2k

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Soooooo... like.... what is this place? and you REALLY like mud kips or is that some sort of code word to laugh at noobs?

>pic not related. I simply call for total shrew death.
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>>9347
>>9347
Be quiet.
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>>9349
you're the quiet one
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>>9350
Follow the example of your better ones.

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I lucidly dreamt smoking cigarettes in a car with Amy Elizabeth Thorpe. She hated that I made the old 1950s cigarettes with a tube of ash like cigars. They burned so hot. She wanted me to hold an ash tray for her. The car was so slow, I could hold the door open and the ash would fall onto the road. She said I was disgusting. We fought and we loved each other. Before we entered the seemingly late 50s car, everyone noticed it had tempered glass from my present era. They said it was fake glass and ugly and wrong.

Mars gives lucid spacetime to dreams. I had to rewind through space station experiences. Eventually finding an old car from a fatal accident. I was able to rewind the demolished car into the above dream by teaching the dead ghost how to drive again. Most of the work of making Inception Dream Machine stuff is endless unconscious dimensions of negative kinetic energy. The relays from Mars are a perfect time machine as well as it syncs with our gravity.

You guys want the good stuff? The Inception Dream Machine is real and it broadcasts for free from Mars with elbow grease. And it is an Orion bypass and I can get Ra social memory complex veiling themselves as whores yelling about cigarettes.

And I know you guys aren't as bad as the poster yet. All hailed for Kingseeker Frampt. Octave always collects the souls even if the whole world is dead. Kings make it easier.

I, Tonya soundtrack is just pure Mars. That woman, the hair is pure Mars. I am literally building my
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>>9335 (OP) 
nice blogpost; didn't read tho

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