anon finds a solution to his homeless problem
Fox News: Arby's manager admits to urinating into milkshake mix 'at least twice'.
wait arent those in bags
ugh i know i just hate niggers is all
MAN CAUGHT ROBBING OLD LADY IN THE HOOD GETS DEALT WITH HOOD STYLE
THIEF SNEAKING INTO A SHOP CAUGHT AND BEATEN BY EVERYONE INSIDE...ENJOY!
with music added
WE WUZ ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATIONS AN SHEEEEIT
So in light of all the stupidity happening within the government, I feel like we need a new system. What I am proposing, is that we remain a republic, however, if there are any objections to a law being passed, at all, we have combat to determine the outcome.
For instance, Nancy Pelosi wants to pass a law that allows abortion up to the 30th trimester, when the law is proposed, it is given a yay or nay vote. If anyone objects, then they shall compete in an MMA match to determine if the bill becomes law.
Now, a certain amount of times a year, you may nominate a champion to fight in your place, I'm going to say, 3. The winner decides the law and in order to overturn it, we would need to have a "battle" where there would be 1 vs 3 to overturn.
I'm for it. Is it clean fighting or can weapons be used? What about death scenarios? Would law apply to prosecute that or would it just be part of the process?
Pelosci vs Palin
round 1, FIGHT
is necromancy against the rules? Can we just reanimate FDR to slap a bitch every time they try and sign a shitty bill
whats up yuo sutpid fucking faggots lmao fuck you wew WEW weeeewwww
I'm sorry, who asked?
nah this one looks better
>actually did it
eh consider me inspired. it's less of a pain than editing the pugfiles for the custom pages like the rules and faq and shit
Y nene down?
94chan is kill
(also blame the aussies who make up an alarming percentage of the people who actually post)
I'm gonna shit in your mouth OP
Looks alive to me
I WILL use 94chan as my own personal clipboard and you WILL love it
ihm give me mod so i can be a cool guy love pineapplejuice
Request granted. Here, catch this!
NO DUMBASS NOT LIKE THAT
"i'm a gay weirdo" kirtaner, probably
I LOVE IT WHEN I MEET PEOPLE FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND WHEN THEY HEAR MY NAME IS 'GILBERT' THERE'S ALWAYS THAT ONE CHUCKLEFUCK WHO HITS ME WITH THAT CLASSIC 'HAHA WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE? '
WELL I'LL TELL YA WHAT'S EATING MY FUCKING GRAPES, YOU DOUCHE. MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY
OH FUCK I'M DEAD
holy shit lmao
goodnight sweet prince, glorious faggot
no way he was only 67
how did i miss this
I remember reading on a thread that the suicidal Japanese mix house cleaners to create a deadly gases. Someone also said that there was a pdf tutorial on how much to mix in order to obtain a painless death and how to keep others safe. Does anyone have the file, know where to find it, or at least have knowledge on chemical suicide?
dude just jump off a bridge you fuckin idiot
Don't do it, anon. It would be a shame to go without taking anyone with you (think minorities).
ikr dude could just piss in some bleach and take the block out
My aunt. Used to grope her a lot when I was teen.
hack the planet
Anon, you can't just post shit like this and not give details.