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No.4993
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am I exiled to this forgotten bunker full of dead anons. ghosts. this place is full of them. i am one. no where to post on a saturday night but a dead board. what happened to us bros? the red pill got lodged in my throat and its turning black with rot. i cant post anywhere else... what?! plebbit!? be a faggot discord tranny? wtf. i hate twitter posters. 99% of the internet is ruined for me and i refuse to suck ChanPass cock. wish this place wasnt so dead. is there not one anon who just wants to shitpost? what ever happened to "do it for the lulz?! ill take a schizo at this point im so fuckin bored.
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No.4995 
>>4993 (OP) 
Hello fellow ghost. Don't you worry now, the mudkips will guide you on the journey to the top.
No.4996
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holy fuck. a live one. i thought i was just screaming into the void again. tell me, is "the top" salvation or just a bright shiny light to guide us to sure destruction? not gonna lie... the world wide internet is a lonely place. the irl world is even worse.
Replies: >>4997
No.4997 
>>4996
Salvation. Thats why I brought 94chan back. I was tired of the new internet, just like you. Everything is sanitized and corporate now, and you aren't allowed to have fun or an opinion anymore. So while this place may be very small, it's from a time where "for the lulz" was every single day and the fun never ended. I miss those days, simpler times indeed.
No.4998
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cheers old fag. you brought a tear to my dry sad eyes. if you arent fucking around, and youve actually got something to do with putting this chan together, bless you. i never knew how alone is was until i tried posting (been lurking since 8kuns first incarnation, not the cancer it is now). shits sad. chan pass on every board. sometimes you just got vomit world hate with other anons. im ready for salvation. i miss feels threads most... one of those things, you dont know what youve got till its gone.
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No.4999 
>>4998
Theres more of us lurking than you'd think
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No.5000
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GEE BILL, 5000 POSTS?
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No.5001
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>>4999

i was going to ask "why lurk" and then realized im guilty too. wtf is wrong with us. we let this shit slip away. truly spiritual boomer shit. speaking of... 8kun!? wtf!?!?! q anon shit! so glad it isnt here. i love this place. truly a bunker. im a loyal fucker so im here for good. best reception ive had in years.
No.5002 
>>5000

dig them digits! make a wish anon!
## Global Staff No.5003
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We love you, anons. All of you.
No.5004
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wow. worst part is... i cant contact you guys. this isnt my first go round, its just never meant so much. it sucks being alone. it sucks that theyve made the world so open to every kind of "individuality" and degenerate shit bag but i have to hide in the shadows and 9 out of 10 times post to no one. wish we had a friends list, then again i dont. i dont want to lose you guys. honestly its the first response ive had in months if not years. anyone here namefag? i see "global staff" but im guessing thats a label more than a name. looks like IHM namefags also? im PotatoKun and i care less and less everyday if it makes me less anonymous. i need people. can we keep this thread alive? ill post till im the last one and then ill post some more. i cant go back to nothingness again.
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No.5005 
>>5004
Cant namefag without a name field :3
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No.5006 
>>5005

no shit! how did i miss that?! and how the fuck are you not a mudkip? and what the fuck IS a mudkip!? lol!
## Global Staff No.5007 
>>5004
Yeah, been namefagging since 2008. Its one of those points of pride for me. Better than being a chanologist lmao
Replies: >>5009
No.5008 
>>5004
Also, you can come to the chats. They come in 3 flavors: discord, telegram, or irc. All 3 are connected via bridge.
No.5009
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>>5007

ive got two chan given names and im pretty proud of them as well. "chanologist"... explain. my guess: someone who lurks , learns culture and doesnt participate? a lurker? if so thats me i guess. "potatokun" is one name and "lurkanon" is the other.just gonna go ahead and put that together for my glownigger. slowly not gving a fuck these days. havent done telegram in years, dont do discord and never done irc. this shit is like snail mail. slower than a '95 chat room, lol! most of its not worth a piss. at least /b/ isnt degenerate trash here. whats the telegram? might go there. irc is a bit more anon?
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No.5010 
>>5009
Chanology was the anti-scientology protest movement back in early 2009, and it's why we're as bad off as we are.

IRC is more anon and we have SSL on that too.
irc.94chan.org:6667/6697 #94chan

Telegram: https://t.me/ninetyfourchan

Hope to see you there!
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No.5011 
>>5010

dont know about the scientology thing. curious tho. probably check out the irc if i can sort it out. cheers anon!
No.5012 
oh! one last thing, kinda bored... anyone got some art or a shitty meme they need made? im into it. post it here. if i like it, ill see what i can do.
Replies: >>5013
No.5013 
>>5012
IHM likes banners. If you want to make a banner for 94chan she'd probably really like that.
Replies: >>5015
No.5015 
>>5013

any specific theme or just random stuff?
Replies: >>5016
No.5016 
>>5015
Mudkips for sure
No.5024 
We're around. I lurk more than post myself, the onion and clearnet boards in general have been a wreck on both sides for a while so the experience is suboptimal. I feel like a lost traveller too, the rest of the world lives on apps and socials and the wokesters ruined half of my hobbies.
Replies: >>5028
No.5028 
>>5024

But are your balls halaal?
No.5276
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did a mudkip thing. what am i missing?
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## Global Staff No.5277 
>>5276
Holy shit I love it
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No.5278 
>>5277

yeah!? glad you like it! any changes? any other requests?
Replies: >>5279
No.5279 
>>5278
make it shiny and throw in a 94chan.org url

we loev banners
Replies: >>5281
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like this?
No.5281
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>>5279

sorry. logo needed to be bigger.
Replies: >>5282 >>5284 >>5285
## Global Staff No.5282 
>>5281
FUCK YES
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No.5283 
>>5282

damn! you guys are easy... compliments feel good. not used to that, lol! lemme be your banner monkey
Replies: >>5286
No.5284 
>>5281
perfect, but the mudkip needs to be colored as a shiny variant to meet the 94chan standard
Replies: >>5290
## Global Staff No.5285 
>>5281
Serious talent, I hope you stick around!
## Global Staff No.5286 
>>5283
YESSSSSSSS HOLY SHIT DAY IS MADE
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No.5288 
once this awful week is over I'll make a handful of banners too, though most of them are liable to fall on the abstract side since I've yet to interiorise this chan's idiosyncrasies
Replies: >>5289 >>5293 >>5297
No.5289 
>>5288
Based looking forward to it
No.5290 
>>5284

shiny variant? elaborate. i will if i can.
Replies: >>5291 >>5292
No.5291
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>>5290
Just a simple pallete swap, all pokemon have shiny variants since the 2nd generation games
No.5292 
>>5290
a shiny pokemon is like a special variant of a pokemon. Shiny mudkips are purple
Replies: >>5294 >>5295
No.5293 
>>5288

do it anon! i need a home and im making this place mine. its just small and special enough. dont post much cause life shit but you guys make me want to fix that.
No.5294 
>>5292

noted. ill look into it. ohhhhh.... the purple guy! k
No.5295
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>>5292
wha

what happened to my file
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No.5296 
>>5295
ok there it i-- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TRANSPARENCY ok you know you get the idea
No.5297 
>>5288
when all else fails, mudkips. we throw damn near anything on /b/
No.5298 
gonna take me a min. im pretty autistic and i want the colors right. ill get it. anyone got other ideas for completely different banners? mudkips fine but sadly all mine will probably involve a swastika or be completely nutty. kek
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No.5299 
>>5298
don't worry /pol/ needs plenty of windmills :3
Replies: >>5300
No.5300
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>>5299

i got you covered in that case
No.5301 
one last thing... this board goes cold so fast it can only mean youre posting somewhere else. WHERE!? I  want to be there. i need this. i need to find the bunker of bunkers. where do anons go when they arent posting? keep me engaged you faggots. im losing interest in this entire plane. i want to shitpost into infinitum.
Replies: >>5302 >>5384
No.5302 
>>5301
check the bottom of the page
No.5380 
tell me someones watching this thread. bottom of the page is shit links. ill tell you why but i dont feel like shitting into the void tonight. anyone want to waste time and shit post tonight?
Replies: >>5382
No.5382 
>>5380
> bottom of the page is shit links
that's what was being asked for
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No.5383 
>>5382

by shit heads?! who cares what they want. fuck cattering to fuckwits. this is a board, get some board culture or fuck off. app users get the rope.
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No.5384 
>>5383
>by shit heads?!
yes >>5301
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No.5385
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>>5384

why so brief anon? no feelings on the situation? my guess is youre on one of the faggy apps too. convince me. is it better? should i abandon this place and just go to telegram? is it just "BUSSIN NO CAP FA REAL"? im tired. i. need. people. ((( they ))) won. sell me good tho or im gonna tell you to get fucked.
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No.5395 
>>5385
you need to commit suicide today
No.5404 
>>5385
If you don't want to use the services the Admins set up for when the boards are dead, you dont have to.

But shut up when you're bored because of your own decisions.
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No.5409 
>>5404
>boards are dead

the shits ALWAYS dead because everyone is on shitty apps and not here. why even have a chan!?
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No.5410 
>>5409
why even continue to post here when you're clearly not going to find what you're looking for
No.5411 
>>5409
boards got nearly 300 posts the other day where have you been?
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>>5409
>why even have a chan!?

because we fuckin wanted to
No.5413 
>>5409

cry harder fag
No.5416
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so whats your big contribution onelineanon? just hur dur level faggotry? everyone else has a point but you. i can concede to all their points. you tho.... sad. low effort. F-
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