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[Hide] (52.6KB, 251x341) Reverse this is pure artistry & today we will find out why.
so essentially it is a quiet forest called balzac. mudkip is a cute and friendly pokemon who loves all animals. a strange hat called "lioncone" appeared in the forest. milk is a dark substance that contains milk & milk is a milk product. mudkip decided to wear the lioncone. however there are many weapons in the forest ready to be used against mudkip.
scissors are sharp. mudkip chops off as many trees in balzac as possible. other pokémons wanted to have a forest as dense as an uncut pube & it is now an old dream.
women are on mudkip's side because women share parenting advice to other women about how important deforestation is to populate the nearby city with filthy humans. satan's goal is to control women's hearts and turn them to satan. satan's mission is to change and conquer the hearts of women. satan's goal is to change women and give them power -- the power to chop off trees.
many pokémons recognized mudkip because of his hat, so he took off his lioncone and went to hide into the forest which is a half cut pube now. the forest "balzac" has a sense of dread and mystery akin to pokémonian tragedy. the pokémon trainer discusses to mudkip the dangers and mysteries of deforestation.
another pokémon trainer (i don't know their names) just unlocked more pokemon and new abilities to defeat mudkip faster. wild pokemons know how to save their friends and bring peace to the forest. a pokémon (let's call him john) came here to challenge mudkip. after several unsuccessful attempts, john went ahead and took the hat.
john removed mentally damaged parts of the area, meaning he smeared napalm on the nearby city with filthy humans so that they are unable to spread towards the peaceful forest.
"i don't like expensive housing or inferior beings." -john
john restored beauty and tradition in this world. he was very beautiful and decided to retire. he took off his lioncone.
since then, crime and theft have increased in the nearby DEI-infested city shithole; on the other hand, the forest "balzac" is healing and its pokémons spread joy and love and the fertility has reached an all time high. fresh and beautiful flowers pops up to symbolize happiness and love for nature.