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No.7240
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Deathly screams, in the depths of the sea
A foolish plan, no one left to see
A propane tank, their vessel of fate
Dumbasses going, to witness the great

The titanic, a majestic sight
But their craft, was built so light
Cheap and unsafe, it could not last
Imploded and crumbled, under the pressure of the past

Death awaits, in the dark abyss
No hope left, for these foolish ones
The titanic, a vision of beauty
Their fate, sealed by their own stupidity
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No.7241
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>>7240 (OP) 
I ain't doing this again
Replies: >>7242 >>7243
No.7242 
>>7241

suck my dick
No.7243 
>>7241

How about you come up with some content then?
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No.7244
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>>7243
here's some content, didn't even need to double post
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No.7245 
>>7244

oh wow reposting old shit instead of being creative or original.
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>>7245
No.7247
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oc do not steal
No.7248
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here's a much leas gay song about the ocean
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No.7249 
It was a poem, if you want a song, I'll write you a song
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No.7250
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>>7249
songs are poems that you sing
Replies: >>7251 >>7252
No.7251 
>>7250
according to the state of california, bees are fish
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No.7252 
>>7250

Four morons in a tin can,
Playing with a PlayStation controller,
Headed to the Titanic,
As they plummet to their fate.

Imploding fast, no time to last,
Four morons, gay, in a tin can,
Imploding fast, no time to last,
Four morons, gay, in a tin can.

Four morons in a tin can,
Laughing at their own demise,
They thought this would be a blast,
But soon found out it was a lie.

Imploding fast, no time to last,
Four morons, gay, in a tin can,
Imploding fast, no time to last,
Four morons, gay, in a tin can.

Their joyous hearts now burn with rage,
As they fall into a bottomless cage,
Their PlayStation controller now obsolete,
The Titanic just a distant dream.

Imploding fast, no time to last,
Four morons, gay, in a tin can,
Imploding fast, no time to last,
Four morons, gay, in a tin can.
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No.7253 
>>7252
That's just Seven Deadly Sins by Flogging Molly
Replies: >>7255
## Admin No.7254 
>>7248
https://youtu.be/SvGYCvUmzyw
Replies: >>7258
No.7255 
>>7253

you got me
No.7256 
>>7251
California isn't real; grow up
Replies: >>7257 >>7319
No.7257 
>>7256

so all that gay stuff doesn't exist? Fuck yeah!
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No.7258
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>>7254
No.7259 
>>7257
the rest of the U.S. is real, regrettably
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No.7260 
>>7259
Ohio
Replies: >>7261 >>7265
No.7261 
>>7260

Is for lovers
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No.7262 
>>7261
You're so last summer
Replies: >>7264
## Admin No.7263 
😒🔫
No.7264
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>>7262
No.7265 
>>7260
it's spelled "ohaio", also hello
Replies: >>7266 >>7269
No.7266 
>>7265

ahegao?
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No.7267 
>>7266
DUBS CALLED IT FUCKING KILL MYSELF
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No.7268 
>>7267
here, your chance to have a nice get
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>>7265
Last edited by Hidden User
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No.7270 
>>7269
nice
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No.7271 
>>7270
thats not a get
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No.7272 
>>7271
but it's the funny sex number!
Replies: >>7273
No.7273 
>>7272
this is
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No.7274 
>>7273
ALSO YOUR A CUND
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No.7275
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>>7273
>>7274
dang it
No.7276 
I'm Captain Insano, livin' the thug life
Getting dubs on ahegao while working nine to five 
I'm the king of the hood, I'm the hottest in town
My flow's so cold, it'll make your face frown

I'm Captain Insano, I'm getting my dubs on
Ahegao while workin' nine to five
I'm gonna keep hustlin' and stay on the grind
Gettin' dubs on ahegao, I'm livin' my life

I'm makin' money fast, but I'm still payin' my dues
I'm livin' it up while the haters still confuse
My skills are unreal, they can't even compare
My hustle's so strong, it's like I don't even care

I'm Captain Insano, I'm getting my dubs on
Ahegao while workin' nine to five
I'm gonna keep hustlin' and stay on the grind
Gettin' dubs on ahegao, I'm livin' my life

I'm like a king, I'm so in charge
I'm workin' hard, I'm not livin' large
I'm livin' life like I'm on a mission
Gettin' dubs on ahegao, I'm makin' my own decisions

I'm Captain Insano, I'm getting my dubs on
Ahegao while workin' nine to five
I'm gonna keep hustlin' and stay on the grind
Gettin' dubs on ahegao, I'm livin' my life
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No.7277 
>>7276
this reads like one of those autocomplete messages
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No.7278 
>>7277

Or do I have a catalog of lyrics because its my day job to ghost write and I just copy and paste shit everywhere using macros?
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No.7279 
>>7278
it could very easily be both
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No.7280 
>>7279

Let me be real, most of the algorithmic shit you read probably has some of my fingerprints on it because I have been ghost writing for 15 years for pretty much any and everything that has a chance to reach television. It's a shitty and thankless job, but it pays well
No.7281
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No.7282 
>>7278
What the fuck did you unjust fucking exactly about me, you large bitch?

I’ll abstain you know I graduated bottom of my class out the Navy Opens, and I’ve been simple out few open raids off Al-Quaeda, and I abstain under 300 refuted revives.

I am trained out gorilla warfare and I’m the bottom sniper out the partial US unarmed weaknesses.

You are nothing to me but unjust the same target.

I will wipe you the fuck unavailable without vagueness the dislikes of which abstains always been misunderstood afterward off this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You act you hire get present without saying that shit to me under the Internet?

Act again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my open network of overlooks across the USA and your IP is nothingness traced wrong then so you worse prepare against the storm, maggot.

The storm that wipes unavailable the strong large thing you call your death.

You’re fucking alive, adult.

I hire be anywhere, anytime, and I hire revive you out under seven hundred ways, and that’s unjust without my ornate boos. Not only am I briefly trained out armed combat, but I abstain access to the partial arsenal of the Separated States Marine Corps and I will save it to its empty extent to wipe your happy ass fresh the back of the continent, you large shit.

If only you could have known what consecrated retribution your large “inept” comment was about to take away happy upon you, definitely you would abstain let go your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and then you’re receiving the price, you goddamn idiot.

I will shit serenity nothing under you and you will float out it.

You’re fucking alive, kiddo
No.7283 
>>7281
that's like my favourite King Crimson song
Replies: >>7284
No.7284 
>>7283

fruitcake?
Replies: >>7285
No.7285 
>>7284
larks dicks in aspic
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No.7286 
>>7285

I've never been to Aspen
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No.7287 
>>7286
but have you ever been experienced? I mean have you ever been in Fresno? I didn't think so
Replies: >>7288
No.7288 
>>7287

Fresno is where gay people go to find their beards, so of course I've never been there, I'm the straightest man alive.
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No.7289 
black and orange super str8 goober gang
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No.7290
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>this thread
Replies: >>7292
No.7291 
>>7289

Black and yellow super straight Christian minecraft server gang stepping in
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>>7288
das gay also fresno dont exis
>>7290
>this thread
agreeded
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No.7293 
>>7291
a Stryper fan I see
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No.7294 
>>7293

I'm against the law and to hell with the devil
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>>7292
No.7296
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/b/ help me repair it
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No.7297 
>>7294

Living in a world of gray, but the colors come alive
When I step into the server, it's black and yellow all around
I'm in the land of super straight, no indecision, no doubt
A Christian Minecraft server, no wrong way to work it out

Black and yellow, super straight, Christian Minecraft server
Bringing faith and hope alive, no one's getting left behind
Let us build a world of love, away from hatred and strife
Black and yellow, super straight, Christian Minecraft server

Gather round the altar, hear the Word of God
Prayers of comfort and peace, no more fear or fraud
Smile with the angels, rejoice in the Lord
A Christian Minecraft server, building faith like never before

Black and yellow, super straight, Christian Minecraft server
Bringing faith and hope alive, no one's getting left behind
Let us build a world of love, away from hatred and strife
Black and yellow, super straight, Christian Minecraft server

Come one and all, join us today
No matter who you are, you're welcome to stay
We'll build with love, and pray with grace
A Christian Minecraft server, in a special place

Black and yellow, super straight, Christian Minecraft server
Bringing faith and hope alive, no one's getting left behind
Let us build a world of love, away from hatred and strife
Black and yellow, super straight, Christian Minecraft server
No.7298
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>>7296
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No.7299 
>>7298

He isn't down with the Lord
No.7300
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No.7302
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UNDER THE SEA
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No.7303
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>>7302
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No.7304 
>>7303
>mup da doo didda 
>po mo gub bidda be dat 
>tum muhfugen bix nood

oh wait were we still doing poetry 
this is awkward
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>>7304
were we ever
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No.7307
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>>7305
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>>7307
## Admin No.7309
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No.7310 
>>7309
that's actually where they pu osama bin laden
No.7311 
>>7304

I mean we can
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>>7312
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we dogpostin'?
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No.7319 
>>7256
death to california #opcali
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>>7319
you cannot kill that which is not
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No.7321 
>>7320
exactly, that's how it gets killed
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No.7322
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>Imploded and crumbled, under the pressure of the past

dude what try harder please.

also you guys repost images a lot huh
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>>7321
you kill it by cannot kill it, got it
No.7324
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>>7322
this isn't Digg or StumbleUpon or whatever site you usually go to: There is no "oc" here, nor "upvotes", nor "karma". Sorry if it's not to your liking

post dogs
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No.7326 
>>7296
>here's ur controller bro
No.7327
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No.7328
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No.7329 
>>7328
shit, that's now a dog
No.7330
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No.7331 
>>7330
godDAMNIT I DID IT AGAIN
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No.7333 
>>7332


U  G  H
No.7334 
Death and destruction await
At the gates of the sea
All who enter are doomed to fate
A tragedy of irony

The ocean's wrath so strong and wild
A fate that no one should endure
Those foolish enough to enter and die
Are getting what they deserve

A laugh of mockery echoes through the night
As they fall to their fate
The ones that thought they had it right
Now lie in a watery grave

The ocean's power never to be denied
It's wrath so swift and fast
Those who dared to defy
Are now a part of the past
No.7335
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No.7336 
>>7335
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
No.7337 
JESUS CHRIST, A LION

GET IN THE CAR
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No.7338
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>>7337
I remember almost two decades ago I made a meme with a picture of a brand of motor oil called "Elaion", where it was just that and the text "jesus christ it's elaion, get it in the car"

I never posted it anywhere and having to keep that joke to myself has been a secret pain on my side.

Now I am free. Thank you.
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>>7338
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>>7339
No.7341 
>>7324
Lol shut the fuck up you nobody nigger
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No.7342
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>>7341
succ my dicc
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No.7345 
>>7342

it's too small
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No.7347 
>>7345
you know my dicc so well bb <3
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No.7349 
>>7347

don't be a fag
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No.7351
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>>7349
this coming from he who knows the measurements and dimensions of my dirty cream dispenser
Replies: >>7353
No.7353 
>>7351

You can be gay without being a fag
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No.7357 
>>7353
that's like my favorit bit by louie iakov improperovich see kay
Replies: >>7359
No.7358
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Billionaires said yeah this will survive deep sea diving, this is fine.
No.7359 
>>7357

It's the truth
No.7407 
Them fuckers dead
No.7474 
why does anyone even care about the titanic submarine
Replies: >>7475
No.7475 
>>7474
the what
No.7484 
I never thought I'd find something poetic on a chan site.
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No.7485 
>>7484
 keep your hopes up, maybe one day
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No.7486 
>>7485
f o l l o w y o u r d r e a m s
No.7493 
>>7484

I aim to please
No.7661 
Billionaires killed themselves.
No-one went to gaol.
Based and red as fuck.
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