/b/ - random

its 11am on a Sunday man

>>7689 (OP) 
It can't be that dead if you're posting on it

>>7689 (OP) 
you're the one who's dead, soz

>>7692
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my ded is dad". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

>>7693
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

>>7694
https://youtu.be/YGqdjaz2Upg

>>7695
better than toll and nivranna and fred zippo

>>7696
what about Juul

>>7689 (OP) 
good bait

>>7697
nm bb hbu

>>7689 (OP) 
no

>>7709
Bread door

I love this board

>>7717
sorry, I only see you as a friend

>>7718
oh no the boards are sentient again

this keeps happening

>>7719
why do you not love me, papa

>>7720
:sad: