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idk my bff Jill

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>>5477 (OP) 
I was given 94chan as a blank board back in 2008 and was then gifted the domain again in 2021, figured it'd be nice to bring it back without the degeneracy of most other chans these days while also appreciating old internet.

TL;DR lol idk sentimental stuff and bringing back good internet

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What the fuck did you unjust fucking exactly about me, you large bitch?

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>>5477 (OP) 
What's the point of anything? What's a "point"? Why do you feel things need them? Is anything truly necessary?

Hello sir or ma'am

I hope this finds you well. As you seem to be new here, I would like to inform you in advance that I will be calling you the n-word. There is nothing that you can say or do to avoid this happening, including just closing the web page. If this causes you concerns, please feel free to act accordingly. Thank you again for your time.

Kindly,
You are a nigger

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>>5480

AYY ITS THE NIGGA
i'm gonna start saying that.

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