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Psalm 94


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trains are gay. every time i go to the fucking weed store i hear this big fucking retarded CHOO CHOO announcing that my 2 minute drive is now a 10 minute drive

its 2023 arent we supposed to have flying cars or some shit by now ffs
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>>7776 (OP) 
anyway here's wonderwall
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>>7776 (OP) 
You should kill yourself today.
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>>7778
lissen here u bosnian car salesman

no
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>>7779
Then stop slandering trains or I will run one on you
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>>7780
NIGGA I SHIT TRAINS
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>>7781
I  C U M  M U D
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>>7782
piss while you do it, it makes clay
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>>7777
also what the hell is that picture
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>>7783
I CAN'T PEE AND CUM AT THE SAME TIME YOU DOLT HAVE THOU NOT A PENER OF THINE OWNE
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>>7784
well you see it was for the get

>>7785
i cant read
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>>7786
Is it one of those weird uneasy dreamlike AI generated pictures because it feels like it
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>>7787
yup, "super mario but it's in africa"
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>>7788
judging by the mouths on some of those kids are you sure you didn't spell it "butt"
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>>7789
uhhhh buttplug?
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>>7784
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>>7790
BUTT, PLUG. B U T T.  P L U G.
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>>7791
hey guess what stupid I jus heard a train go by and honk and it made me feel good what are you going to do about it huh
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>>7794
im gonna post about it on the internet!
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>>7795
>>7776 (OP) 
scream loud if you hate the CHOO CHOO sound
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>>7797
this kind of anti-trains hate speech shall not be tolerated. I choo-choo choose to stand with the trains community.
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>>7791
Mr Tiger Please stand up
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Plea stand up
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>>7801
>>7802
get fucked
>>7798

trains are an affront to God
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>>7808
then why did He make them
Replies: >>7830
trans trains all the same
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>>7810
no you idiot trams are electric
trains suck
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>>7827
trains are communist wetdreams
fuck trans ams
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>>7809
god hates tracks
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>>7829
those are cars, I think
>>7830

PRAISE JESUS
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>>7936
I didn't know obvious plant did videos
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living by train tracks sounds a lot like this
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>>7955
NOT INACCURATE
>>7776 (OP) 
Seethe
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>>7963
no the whistles go WOO WOOO

pic related
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>>7977
where I live they kinda go MMRrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP-- PAAApPAP
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>>7978
thats a bmw
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>>7979
nah, bmws go eep eep
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>>7980
i will drive up my own ass
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>>7981
can you do that twice in the same hole?
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>>7982
in this economy?
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>>7983

I mean, double dipping saves time and money, right?
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>>7984
but who can afford *two* cars??
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>>7985

you just simply reverse and do it again
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>>7986
oh you meant twice sequentially, not simultaneously
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>>7987
first in drive and then in reverse
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>>7988
Yes. It is obvious now that I realise that no one else but me assumed we were talking about having two cars inside one's shithole at the same time. What can I say? I'm built different.
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>>7989
to be fair i just got back
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>>7990
B U I L T.

D I F F E R E N T.
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