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>>1425 (OP) 

oh no

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Debating of posting my cock to start a cock thread however my morals are blocking me and I'll probably get banned lol

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST DICKS OF 94CHAN

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>>1401
MOVING A SHITTY THREAD TO ANOTHER SHITTY THREAD

I HAD TO LOGIN FOR THIS

 POST COCKS.
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Rate my cock and balls faggots!!
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COCK GOES IN ALL FIELDS
>>1418
that is utterly pitiful anon
>>1418
7/10 Nice cock king.

But toiletposting and the shriveled up flaccid pic is kinda gross ngl

DO YOUR DICK PICKS SOME JUSTICE

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ITT share strange/unusual things that happened to you when you were a kid

>Be me, 11 years old, at camp
>In sleeping cabin with one of my friends
>Me and him both hate this one kid, we'll call him Ben
>My friend and I notice Ben hasn't shown up and it's almost time for lights out. Everyone is supposed to be there and Ben isn't.
 >My friend and I both decide to wish on a star that Ben disappeared and won't come back ever
>Minutes pass, Ben still doesn't show up. I say to my friend "hey he never came wow"
>Friend thinks it's funny, says "maybe our wish came true"
>I freak out internally, think I'm some kind of murderer now
>Start praying to God that Ben is okay
>All of a sudden, Ben shows up wearing nothing but a T-shirt and his tight white underwear
>Breathe a sigh of relief knowing he's okay even though I hate him
>Realize now years later he might have been off getting fucked by a counselor or something

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>>1396
you ate mushrooms and kicked a rabbit until it shit itself
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>>1400
I fucking wish.
>>1396
Sounds like you missed out on an experience to go party with some ayy lmaos
you were getting straight up abducted or invited? if they wanted to kill you they would
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Definitely a kidnapping. It targeted me by myself, alone, at night. It tried to grab and pull me. It opened it's mouth as it reached for me, and it had two rows of small, sharp shark like teeth.

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People who make a big deal about other people liking meat cooked well done are the most insufferable cunts on the planet. Starting beef about it over dinner or making fun of someone who orders well-done meat is a ridiculous macho meme circljerk and needs to go away. Who the fuck cares how anyone else likes their meal cooked? It's completely subjective. Live and let live, don't impose your taste on anyone else. Donald Trump himself orders his steaks well done and he owned a huge steak business. Even if you don't care for his politics the man surely knows a thing or two about steak. 

I don't even like my steak well done, I'm a medium or medium rare guy. But I will give my life to defend your right to cook your steak however the hell you want it without harassment from validation seeking jerkoffs who don't even actually care but feel the need to play into this King of the Hill meme as a desperate grasp to pump their shriveled masculinity. 

Fuck all well-done shamers.
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>>1257

i'm not the one you asked but it's basically just seared on the outside, think of it like extra rare.
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>>1259
Ahh okay. Where I comefrom we call it

<Extra Rare
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>>1261

ye its a whole fancy way of saying seared outside, warm inside
>>1261
The only people I know of that eat it that way are oldies that went through the depression. Gas was too expensive so they could only use it for a short period
>meat was cheaper than lpg
What a wild world it was.
for me it's the sloppy steaks 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buK45NW_ikI

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kirtaner can suck my pokemon ballz
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>>1398 (OP) 
He'd love to
there's going to be an epstein netflix type documentary about this guy in a couple of years. I'm calling it.

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shut the fuck up
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pedo biden and few chinks
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is that the corpse of Saddam Hussein on the right

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who is the craziest mtf you know?
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There's this insane guy I know who decided to me MTF because he wanted attention, money, and the ability to get in on "affirmative action" safe spaces and whatnot. Guess it's a legit career path for clown niggas
Gonna have to go with Jessica Yaniv.
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Honorable mention
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>>1366
Wow she's something else I'll give you that. Where the fuck did you guys meet this person?
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>>1384

I came across the whole shitshow when i was trying to figure out what board software to run. needless to say I steered far away from lynxchan because HAHA NO and also it was basically abandoned.

from my understanding, the person in question googles their own name and spergs out jn whatever thread they find themself or their software mentioned, which is odd cause nobody here brought it up

although I might have, tbh. the past 6 months have been kinda weird.

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Why am I banned from the Telegram?
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>>1296

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
POOLS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
just /b/ee yourself
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/b/ would be significantly enhanced with irritating crab rave autoplay music and background
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>>1382
Wrong board for suggestions.
Also, no.

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Brandon lost
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>>1213

You didn't even add anything, what a waste of bandwidth
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>>1379
I don't understand why this is posted here though
Worthless thread, enjoy the perma sage.
Ojala y me coja BRK.

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