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I don’t know how it came to be or why, but I have noticed the highest level of retardation recently has been concentrated in Canada. I never thought an American off-shoot with pretty nature could cause so much turmoil but I have been proven wrong.
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Probably because it's an American off-shoot :)
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Nigger did you just call the USA french

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i have a weird phobia of eggs so my grandma tries to make them look like different things. she usually makes them into shapes like a heart or flower but today was different.
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What the fuck did you unjust fucking exactly about me, you large bitch?

I’ll abstain you know I graduated bottom of my class out the Navy Opens, and I’ve been simple out few open raids off Al-Quaeda, and I abstain under 300 refuted revives.

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You are nothing to me but unjust the same target.

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You act you hire get present without saying that shit to me under the Internet?

Act again, fucker.
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i love that I saw this before being anything resembling awake
i scrolled too far
they look like tits

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fucking lmao

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Happy Friday, /b/
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what is friday
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this was in recommended and im so confused 
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i hate that i have eyes

saging a tragic sticky :(

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Post pictures of cats niggers
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You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legac
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Dude, I am a werewolf.
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that's called a furry

yiff in hell

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Please stop
It's just
not even
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speak english, retard
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oh, disregard this I see what you mean.

I had to look up who that even is.

It's only creepy, not illegal.

Get over it.
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No I won't get over it. Fucking creepy ass anon can suck my fucking dick. Fuck you greta anon you're a creepy ass bitch.
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I don't disagree personally

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Girls with no father figure become basket cases, guys with no male role model become basket cases. It's self explanitory.

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Do you like Pokemon
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Stepping stone, it happened to me.

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can an ass ever be too phat?
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left or right
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A based tradwife that doesn't dress like a desperate whore, where's THAT option?
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We're talking about asses.
would smash
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