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Added some stuff to the spam filter. if you get banned and you believe it's an error, you probably posted something stupid.


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Please stop
It's just
not even
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>>538
speak english, retard
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>>540
oh, disregard this I see what you mean.
>>538

I had to look up who that even is.

It's only creepy, not illegal.

Get over it.
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>>542
No I won't get over it. Fucking creepy ass anon can suck my fucking dick. Fuck you greta anon you're a creepy ass bitch.
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>>543

I don't disagree personally

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Discuss
Girls with no father figure become basket cases, guys with no male role model become basket cases. It's self explanitory.

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The piss collectors arrived that night. They were mostly in their mid- to late twenties, clean-shaven and wearing yellow suits, yellow hoods and yellow boots. They had a number of piss collecting devices, but only one was necessary.

A long-dead man wearing a yellow suit of armor with a plastic tube protruding from his groin attached to a machine that was sucking his urine out.

“Oh, it's him,” said the first man in line, “The Master of Piss. I haven't seen him in a while.”

“What's his plan?”

“He needs to get rid of all the pee, before it dries up and starts to stink.”

The third and final man in line started to feel increasingly alarmed. He was worried that the Master of Piss could die of old age.

“That's why we've been collecting his pee.” said the second man. “We're making a golden statue of him.”

“He's a great guy, that's why I keep him around.”
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LET THE GALAXY
DROWN
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>>438
that's a nice piss collection anon
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am i doing it right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKVoN-SjZ-Q

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Do you like Pokemon
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>>527
Stepping stone, it happened to me.

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can an ass ever be too phat?
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left or right
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>>509
A based tradwife that doesn't dress like a desperate whore, where's THAT option?
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>>511
We're talking about asses.
>>502
would smash
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BE CAREFUL OUT THERE, SOLDIERS
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>>483
would smash
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>>484
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>>485
would smash
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Brandon lost
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yes
>>64 (OP) 
So who exactly is this guy?
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>>467
Luke, he is your father
>>467
Hes just some pedo who got doxed
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why he and that idiot patch are always mentioned all over the alt chans

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would you?
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who is she?
she looks nice
like mary poppins kind of nice
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Now what was the passcode again?

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What the fuck? You losers get a cool board? Bruh wtf
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>>448 (OP) 
hello this achmad can we make frnds
Hell yeah wtf u gonna do about it? Make cooler posts on it? 😎
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>>448 (OP) 
II CANF SEEEEEDDDDDEEEEEEEEEESNEEEEEEÈED¹
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>>457

this is too fried, explain for the millenial boomers

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