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>new imageboard again
Sweet, and you're not too slow. I have never heard of this place and it seems new enough that there wouldn't be anything too worrisome.
But admin: let me tell you something. If you don't change a few things around here it's going to die just like the rest of the altchans we still have in 2022. 

Here are some suggestions:
delete all the boards other than /pol/ /b/ and /x/

hash ips for privacy

make a minecraft server to keep users coming back

advertise on other sites, I would even make a video on odysee showcasing your site. You don't have to go balls deep and advertise on 4cuck though.

But more than that, you need a niche topic for your site. Politics is good, it never goes out of style but there has to be something just a little out there. Think about something most people might not be interested in, but a minority would. You need a recurrent theme to keep things alive, otherwise it's just "oh wow its the same boards that they have on 4chan except slower and deader". Think about other altchans that are alive. Other-language chans survive since the theme is that it's not in English, and can attract a non-English speaking audience. Women-only chans can survive since the theme only allows female posters. Hell, even leftypol can survive since the theme is /pol/, but left wing instead of right wing. Something simple like that. 

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>get then fuck out of here you illiterate cunt
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Don't get asspained at me just because you can't think, count, or read.
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I'd also like to mention I do like some of these ideas, but the niche here is it's old internet. I even have an /i/ board, that's the board I was born on essentially. Also don't allow coomers/furries/etc content on here. Also, fuck leftypol. Anyways, enjoy your stay if you do and we'll see what happens.
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psssh, I was just playin' around man. Relax.
> but the niche here is it's old internet.
Ehhhh I don't mean to be rude but there are some other altchans with that niche. Look up zzzchan, it's pretty much a time capsule to 2006.
>Also don't allow coomers/furries/etc content on here.
That's good. Keep it that way.
>Anyways, enjoy your stay if you do and we'll see what happens.
I will. Thanks for responding btw, usually imageboard admins are radio silent and never interact with posters. It's nice to feel heard.

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anyone remember this lolcow? sagshawty
never heard of it
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what a throwback
reminds me of abby brown
fuck off kiwicel
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go back to Ohinternet

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Why are trannies so dumb? Don't they understand that they have XY chromosomes?
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France; why?
c'est la vie

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OMG is that a poptart? Im hungry now.
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why are you getting hongry at pobtard
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pobtard is food and I haven't had one for a very long time so I forgot if they are not good.
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they're good if you eat them frosted side down

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How are you, fine gnetleman?
yes hello

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This site is listed on allchans now.
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I have returned again! Music!
Anyhoo, them trannies. What's up with that?
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>>1582 (OP) 
Oh, shit. Here comes the normalfag cancer.
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Prolly. I'm here. But I brought stuff. Here, have stuff.
This is from "The Kentucky Fried Movie". I love that damn move. Lotsa boobies in that one.
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I failed at suicide. Tried using a thread, it wasnt strong enough. This time Im using a wire. Im not failing this time. I want the world to know that Jessica Beechin from Chelmsford MA is 10% responsible for my suicide. If 90% of the reason is because of the economy here, then 10% of the reason has to do with the fact that Ive been displaced many times by her friends who have the ability to speak.
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do u sit on reddit and do that too?
You keep coming back and doing just that you candlesniffing fuckfence
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18 For you know that it was not with perishable things such as silver or gold that you were redeemed from the empty way of life handed down to you from your ancestors, 19 but with the precious blood of Christ, a lamb without blemish or defect. 20 He was chosen before the creation of the world, but was revealed in these last times for your sake.

For forty years I was angry with that generation; I said, ‘They are a people whose hearts go astray, and they have not known my ways.’ So I declared on oath in my anger, ‘They shall never enter my rest.’”

22 Now that you have purified yourselves by obeying the truth so that you have sincere love for each other, love one another deeply, from the heart.[b] 23 For you have been born again, not of perishable seed, but of imperishable, through the living and enduring word of God. 24 For,

“All people are like grass,
    and all their glory is like the flowers of the field;
the grass withers and the flowers fall,
25     but the word of the Lord endures forever.”[c]
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“The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb,
The leopard shall lie down with the young goat,
The calf and the young lion and the fatling together;
And a little child shall lead them."

>gags on peenor
hahaha they're so sssstupid! XD
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11 After this ordeal, he will see satisfaction.
“By his knowing [pain and sacrifice],
my righteous servant makes many righteous;
it is for their sins that he suffers.
12 Therefore I will assign him a share with the great,
he will divide the spoil with the mighty,
for having exposed himself to death
and being counted among the sinners,
while actually bearing the sin of many
and interceding for the offenders.”

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I admit I posted a version of this on the relationship subreddit the other day, but they closed it with no explanation, I assume because they just decided it was fake. I can see how they might think that, but this is a true thing that happened and is happening, and now there is more to it because I actually got broken up with over it.

With all that is going on, we had stocked up on supplies, including some canned goods. I ordered a few weeks ago 30 cans of beans. 10 are black beans, 10 are kidney beans, and 10 are pink beans. Also, I ordered 15 cans of chickpeas. I thought this is a reasonable amount of beans and chickpeas to have every now and then and would last for quite some time.

However earlier this week I opened the cabinet because I wanted to make a vegetarian chili using two cans of beans, but all of the beans were gone. What the hell?

I asked my girlfriend and she told me she buried all of the beans in the woods.

At first I thought she was joking, but she explained, no, she had buried the beans in the woods. WTF?

I asked her to explain and she told me she was afraid that "if things get bad" we might have to worry about "looters or whatever" and that the beans would be in danger of being stolen. I said I thought this was completely ridiculous and unlikely. She became angry at me and said she "is protecting our beans."

According to her logic, the beans are safely buried in the woods behind our apartment complex, and if we ever need some beans she wil
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>canned beans
anon, you might want to get checked for retardation (and botulism)
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apple emojis now including BEANS

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