NOW THEN, NOW THEN, 'OW'S ABOUT THAT, THEN!? 'Ello mah fellow conservative kiddy fiddlers, it's yer ol' pal Uncle Jimmy! What were you MAGA nignogs hoping to achieve this time last year for the Orange Nonce, eh? All you'd have done was killed a couple of yer own politicians, forced the senators into the bunker where they'd do the ceremony there, an' then get SWATted later.
You daft 'ap'orths got too greedy and started simpin' for a peedyfile who thought he were clever to bang on about it on live telly, an' spread a lie about a massive pedo ring that just so 'appens to contain ONLY opposin' politicians without thinkin' 'e were obvious. You losers nearly died fer a rank amateur wot got too ambitious fer his own good an' he'll die hated an' bankrupt! They saw right through 'im!
Y' shoulda worshipped me! I got away with it until a year after I died, an' a decade later I'm still rollin' in it and my fans are STILL so deluded they put flowers at me unmarked grave!
NOW THEN NOW THEN 'OW'S ABOUT THAT THEN?
EUGH-EE-EUGH-EE-EUGH-EE-EUGH!
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