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Psalm 94


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Hi.

This board is SFW fuckfaces
degeneracy will be banned and i will make fun of your shitty proxies
Stuff related to cows should be spoilered if NSFW. 5 files per post oughta be sufficient. 

Read the faq. 
Srsly. I didn't write it. It's useful.

While this is an open forum for your autistic crusades, the staff of 94chan.org, internethatemachine.org, and retarded.lol ("We") do not condone or endorse any written or otherwise digital material posted on this site or any of the other platforms associated with said domains
however 

We do condone and endorse the right to share ideas and information freely as permitted by US law.

Also the report button is not a reaction button.
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we have >>>/i/ if you want to be rowdy upstarts, otherwise if you're gonna post here we're gonna run it basically same as Null

tl;dr you can say whatever you want, look but don't touch, and if you're an irritating fedposting shitcunt, the default ban length is a week

if you get global banned and you weren't being a megafaggot, put in an appeal

thank for your welcome, do concern your welfare :)

if you have any specific questions about 94chan itself, feel free to ask on >>>/94/

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503 Yet Again
Hello,

Zayo, our ISP, has suddenly discontinued service.

This is because Blake Willis, a 20 year senior network engineer in the company's Paris HQ, is friends with Liz Fong-Jones - a former Google employee associated with Trans LifeLine charity directors who were removed for inurement, and who was also recently accused of sexual assault.

I have appealed this decision but absolutely nothing will happen until Monday.

If you use Zayo, I ask that you express your concerns with your account manager. This decision was made after a year of trying to get my service established, after 12 hours of hosting with them, without specific violation of their AUP, without talking to me, and without any accomodation of my move to another ISP.

Zayo, being a major Internet service provider, unilaterally severing service because of content moderation policies is a dramatic and dangerous precedent - the latest in a series of dangerous precedents being set by big companies - in an attempt to destroy our community and the information on our website, and at the expense of freedom of information and freedom of expression.

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>>138
Make that now 24 :)
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so sites down yet again.Last time there really wasn't much going on so it wasn't the biggest deal in the world but now theres a shit ton of stuff going down.  apparently leafys considering talking with catboy nick and chris was sighted.  I don't know how things with chris are going to go from here but I feel theres a lot that will be uncovered now that he's back
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>>220
Thanks for the reminder, I forgot I used to do this:

as of 9:59 AM GMT-5
I am shipping in a replacement server that is a direct upgrade. The hard drives will be swapped over. ETA Friday.

The guy who built the original is interested in diagnosing the mainboard, so I am going to ship that back to him. We'll then get that server on the same level as the new server coming in.

When they're both in, I can then finally, finally, finally have a fully redundant server for the Kiwi Farms in the same datacenter and we will never have to deal with this shit again and I can just focus on dealing with Dong-Gone and the war on infrastructure-level censorship.

This is pretty expensive, but doable thanks to cryptocurrency donations I've received it is possible.
 
[crypto addresses]

I am very particular about running on our own bare metal because one day, when we've overcome these freaks, we can dig in our heels and get other communities over these censorship obstacles as well.
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Kiwifarms is back up on tor

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Fatman (aka fatman27183141, real name Christopher Paul Whitney of Rutland, Vermont is known for making hundreds of videos that portray him eating himself to death using an assortment of dishes. Particularly: bowls of gravy, tacos, pizza and calzones. He has since disappeared from the internet but there are unconfirmed reports he is alive and still living with his dad. In many of his videos, his dad criticizes his lifestyle but Fatman simply disregards him which in turn produces hilarious videos of Fatman stuffing himself with gravy and food while his dad expresses his disappointment in the background.

He is known for catchphrases such as:
-AUUUUUUUUUGH YEAH
-Folks
and for taking his shirt off in his videos. He is also marginally tech savvy and used to set up telnet games for his viewers on his Linux machine

Best videos to watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMYikTGwC30
https://youtu.be/R1qWd7rcdpI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxXboaQBzso
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>>143 (OP) 

King Assripper's fatter cousin
>>143 (OP) 
so this is where nikocado avocado got inspiration from
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>>171
This is the original internet fat. Even those who preceded him never really achieved the essence of internet fat he did
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>>222
auuuuuuughyeah

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silasspeaks - THE TRUTH ABOUT EROMOD
https://www.bitchute.com/video/6oR0k7nJfAzu/
city hall advocating for lolilover rights
https://www.bitchute.com/video/vXbcX4ChGkbo/
eromod's channel
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/eromod/

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Let's have a thread on the king of lolcows, Joshua Moon.

>Fucked over Fred during the Infinity Next scandal.
>Forces his politics into lolcow discussion and gets personally involved.
>Acts like a wannabe Metokur on his YouTube channel.
>"Lolcow LLC"

With Foxdick's eventual death emminent, let's take the time and laugh at this blowhard.

ED Page: https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Null

Current /cow/ Thread: https://alogs.space/cow/res/6332.html
https://archive.ph/WFZmI

Old 8/cow/ Thread: https://archive.ph/IkFQw
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Does no one under stand that Joshua Moon is an alias?

His real name is JAMES GABRIEL POTTER

I may have fucked up the spelling of the middle name.
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>>214
Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting
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>>215

he is indeed a wizard
>>103
Keffals here looks like if Loki and Farquaad had a baby.

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Still virgin
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Supermen
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Psychiatric institution for confused mammals. He got ride in UFO so there is little of confusion...
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Cylon agrees
What.

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Archive of thread:
https://archive.ph/nNhf5

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this sexy gothic bad boy needs a thread
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he has to stop giving the dog mountain dew and no, the old owners blowing meth in it's face is not an excuse
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>>179
dog drinking mountain dew
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVU0LdRSlz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rafLTmdIrJE
essential cobra watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vHovwtlh7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoJwFMh2Nj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7FgIKaBM3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru_2B7VvYlY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSGMESOT67M
 mountain dew boiled eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKd-JYOTo-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgw56kKFznE
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casually eats dog treats now even after this vid
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boglim cuisine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE0ET6MoGpI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGyMauf8yqo

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The biggest cow
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>>170 (OP) 
Sup?
The juiciest rawest steak
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>>174
Are you gonna go into detail or what? That's what the board is for
>>174
I don't disagree, she is very juicy.

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Dump everything you got on him
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4chan without moot isn’t really 4chan
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>>104
I wonder what it was that finally got him a visit from the bad people.
>>104
It really did turn to shit, just another normie haven
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