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Psalm 94


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Hi.

This board is SFW fuckfaces
degeneracy will be banned and i will make fun of your shitty proxies
Stuff related to cows should be spoilered if NSFW. 5 files per post oughta be sufficient. 

Read the faq. 
Srsly. I didn't write it. It's useful.

While this is an open forum for your autistic crusades, the staff of 94chan.org, internethatemachine.org, and retarded.lol ("We") do not condone or endorse any written or otherwise digital material posted on this site or any of the other platforms associated with said domains
however 

We do condone and endorse the right to share ideas and information freely as permitted by US law.

Also the report button is not a reaction button.
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we have >>>/i/ if you want to be rowdy upstarts, otherwise if you're gonna post here we're gonna run it basically same as Null

tl;dr you can say whatever you want, look but don't touch, and if you're an irritating fedposting shitcunt, the default ban length is a week

if you get global banned and you weren't being a megafaggot, put in an appeal

thank for your welcome, do concern your welfare :)

if you have any specific questions about 94chan itself, feel free to ask on >>>/94/

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hi
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>>278
>>279
So you've posted this. What's the plan now, namefag?
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>>281
I dont think he thought that far ahead considering where he posted.

>>279
Hello weirdo
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>>282
I hope he ends up being an irredeemable wankstain. Non-staff tripfags make my blood boil.

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dafuq happened with sharty?
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Jarty is back
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>>248
There are two or three more sites
>>248
damn, who cares though
i refuse to browse those sites. users are fucking stupid and mods and admin are dumber

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Please stop
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>>263 (OP) 
You first, shitposter extraodrinaire

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*Jim is coming back to stream
*Ethan ralph is declaring war on fuentes fags and apologizing to all of those he wronged.
*Chris is dismissed in court.
I don't know what is coming next but this is an exciting time.
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Mfw
Also Cyrax has a court case today. Hope this all gets discussed on the stream, im sure Fuentes/Ralph will be. glad Jim is alive and well.
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Ralph? oh most definitely....Idk about fuentes.  He's a sociopath afterall and he doesnt want anything to do with people who laugh at his expense.
>>256 (OP) 
wow so merge much excite
>>256 (OP) 
WTF it the mister metokur thread

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Lololololololololollol
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>>251 (OP) 
Bruh And hes russian :skull:
>>251 (OP) 
>""nordic""
>"""""prussian"""""
>404 chin not found
>slav
>admits to being literally deformed
the white race is saved
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>>254
It awesome

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Wkqkqoqoqoqoo1o1o1o1o1o
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Autism to autism
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>>241
Assburger to assburger
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>>242
 White to white
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>>245
I mean I like Suprematism but Malevich is pretty much responsible for disastrous postmo hacks such as Rothko so I'm not sure how I feel about that piece

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Fatman (aka fatman27183141, real name Christopher Paul Whitney of Rutland, Vermont is known for making hundreds of videos that portray him eating himself to death using an assortment of dishes. Particularly: bowls of gravy, tacos, pizza and calzones. He has since disappeared from the internet but there are unconfirmed reports he is alive and still living with his dad. In many of his videos, his dad criticizes his lifestyle but Fatman simply disregards him which in turn produces hilarious videos of Fatman stuffing himself with gravy and food while his dad expresses his disappointment in the background.

He is known for catchphrases such as:
-AUUUUUUUUUGH YEAH
-Folks
and for taking his shirt off in his videos. He is also marginally tech savvy and used to set up telnet games for his viewers on his Linux machine

Best videos to watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMYikTGwC30
https://youtu.be/R1qWd7rcdpI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxXboaQBzso
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AUUUUUUUUUGH YEAH, my favorite cow
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>>233
my favourite cow is the red Holstein Friesian
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You Heard about cyraxx? The dude simultaneously is very creepy and LolCow
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no

u herd about the Hinterwald

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this sexy gothic bad boy needs a thread
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boglim cuisine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE0ET6MoGpI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGyMauf8yqo
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https://youtu.be/Gc4UvMZVquU 
New cobes documentary toobs, TWU
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>your lucky i dont fuck your grandmother
Probably the most empty threat he's made

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send me chans plssss onion ,I want to see a course on programming and more hehehe
Use the boards properly or not at all.

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