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Psalm 94


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Joe Biden was a man of immense power, admired and respected by many in the country. He was the President of the United States and had a strong political following. But little did anyone know, he had a dark secret that would soon be revealed.

It happened one day when Joe Biden was out in public. A rogue ice cream truck drove by, and from it, a voice bellowed out "Joe Biden must die!" Suddenly, a hail of ice cream scoops was unleashed, and before anyone knew what was happening, Joe Biden had been assassinated.

At first, there was a stunned silence, but then a cheer erupted from the crowd. It seemed that Joe Biden's political enemies had finally gotten their wish. The ice cream truck had been sent by a mysterious organization with the goal of eliminating Joe Biden and his political agenda.

Although Joe Biden's death was a tragedy, it had a silver lining. His death opened the door for a new leader who could bring about positive change. People rejoiced in the streets, and the country was finally free from the oppressive rule of Joe Biden.
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Joe Biden gets murdered by an ice cream truck
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I'm sure it is
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