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Verse 1
Shrimp dicks in the sea,
Tastin' good like they should be
Salty and delish, got me feelin' frisky
Chew 'em up and down, we'll make a tasty sound

Chorus
Shrimp dicks, shrimp dicks, they make my heart go tick-tick
Gonna eat 'em up, won't be so thick-thick
Shrimp dicks, shrimp dicks, can't get 'em out of my head
Gonna eat 'em up until I'm dead-dead

Verse 2
In the salty ocean deep,
Gonna make my stomach leap
Gonna grab 'em all up, gonna make a meal
Ain't no better snack, gonna make me come back

Chorus
Shrimp dicks, shrimp dicks, they make my heart go tick-tick
Gonna eat 'em up, won't be so thick-thick
Shrimp dicks, shrimp dicks, can't get 'em out of my head
Gonna eat 'em up until I'm dead-dead

Bridge
Gonna eat 'em up, don't need too much
Gonna make a feast, and it's gonna be a crunch
Gonna grab 'em up, gonna grab 'em fast
Gonna make a meal, gonna make it last

Chorus
Shrimp dicks, shrimp dicks, they make my heart go tick-tick
Gonna eat 'em up, won't be so thick-thick
Shrimp dicks, shrimp dicks, can't get 'em out of my head
Gonna eat 'em up until I'm dead-dead

Virgin.

Verse 1:
Israel and Hamas, what a mighty pair,
They fight all night, no one really cares.
The rockets and airstrikes, they keep on coming,
For peace, they keep on running.

Chorus:
Oh, Israel and Hamas, what a funny game,
You fight all night, for no one to gain.
The rockets and airstrikes, they keep on coming,
It's a never ending game.

Verse 2:
Israel and Hamas, what a strange sight,
The war just keeps on raging day and night.
The children they cry, from the bombs in the sky,
It's a never ending fight.

Chorus:
Oh, Israel and Hamas, what a funny game,
You fight all night, for no one to gain.
The rockets and airstrikes, they keep on coming,
It's a never ending game.

Verse 3:
Israel and Hamas, they never agree,
They keep on fighting, for eternity.
The peace it still eludes, with no end in sight,
It's a never ending plight.

Chorus:
Oh, Israel and Hamas, what a funny game,
You fight all night, for no one to gain.
The rockets and airstrikes, they keep on coming,
It's a never ending game.

>>432

Verse 1
I was minding my own business on 94chan
When somebody said I was a virgin, man!
I felt so embarrassed, I just couldn't stand
My face was turning bright red, like a tan

Chorus
Look at me, I'm a virgin, they said
It's something I can't deny
People on 94chan are so mean
It's a shame they've made me cry

Verse 2
I go out with my friends and we have a blast
But all the jokes about me being a virgin, they just don't last
I try to laugh it off, but it's really hard
Cuz deep inside, I feel so scarred

Chorus
Look at me, I'm a virgin, they said
It's something I can't deny
People on 94chan are so mean
It's a shame they've made me cry

Bridge
I'm so done with the jokes and the ridicule
I don't need anyone's approval
Cuz I'm gonna be just fine
No matter what they say, I won't be denied

Chorus
Look at me, I'm a virgin, they said
It's something I can't deny
People on 94chan are so mean
It's a shame they've made me cry

Verse 1
Slammed my dick in the toaster,
What a silly thing to do.
Stuck it in there like a tater,
Now my wiener's all askew.

Chorus
Slammed my dick in the toaster,
It didn't feel like fun.
Didn't think it would roast-er,
Now my man parts won't run.

Verse 2
Stuck it in for a minute,
Boy that was a mistake.
Electric shock was in it,
Now I'm feeling quite awake.

Chorus
Slammed my dick in the toaster,
It didn't feel like fun.
Didn't think it would roast-er,
Now my man parts won't run.

Bridge
Poppin' and a hoppin'
Oh, what a terrible sight.
Should've thought before I started,
Now I'm in a sorry plight.

Chorus
Slammed my dick in the toaster,
It didn't feel like fun.
Didn't think it would roast-er,
Now my man parts won't run.

I'm not gonna lie, I've got a thing for the butt stuff
It's kind of a habit, it's just too tough to resist
I'm talking about those booty shimmies and the shakes that make it sizzle
And that funny thing that happens when you wiggle your hips

So don't be shy, it's time to get creative
Let's all get down and start to explore
We can make some noise, a little jiggle and jam
And then get down to some butt stuff

I'm not one for modesty, I'm not afraid to admit
That butt stuff is the thing that I just can't quit
It's something that I just can't deny
It's all about that booty bounce, that's why

So come on, don't be shy, let's make it happen
Let's all get down and start to explore
We can make some noise, a little jiggle and jam
And then get down to some butt stuff

It's a party for your backside, let's get it going
So show me what you got, it's time to start grooving
No need to be embarrassed, just let it all out
It's time to get moving and show me what you're about

So don't be shy, it's time to get creative
Let's all get down and start to explore
We can make some noise, a little jiggle and jam
And then get down to some butt stuff

Verse 1:
Said faggot in church, had the whole congregation in a lurch
The preacher was aghast, he thought it would be his last
The congregation was stunned, as the words echoed in the sun

Chorus:
Oh what a funny thing, to say faggot in church
The preacher's eyes got wide, and he knew he had to bide
His time ‘til the sermon was done, and the congregation had moved on

Verse 2:
The people all around, were quick to cast a frown
The elders were aghast, and the children all quite fast
The sermon came to an end, and there was no way to defend

Chorus:
Oh what a funny thing, to say faggot in church
The preacher's face so red, and his words were quickly said
His message of acceptance and love, none could have dreamed of

Verse 3:
The congregation did disperse, but the shock still did not disperse
The preacher's words still held, and his message still upheld
The message of acceptance and love, none could have dreamed of

Verse 1:
Gonna get me some penis lasers,
Gonna shoot them all around the place,
People think I'm kinda crazy,
But they should see the look on their face!

Chorus:
Penis lasers, penis lasers,
Gonna light up the night,
Shooting lasers from my penis,
It's gonna be a sight!

Verse 2:
Gonna have some fun with my lasers,
Gonna make them dance in the sky,
No one will believe their eyes,
When they see the lasers fly!

Chorus:
Penis lasers, penis lasers,
Gonna light up the night,
Shooting lasers from my penis,
It's gonna be a sight!

Bridge:
Gonna have some fun tonight,
Gonna show 'em who's the boss,
Gonna make 'em dance around,
When they see my penis lasers!

Chorus:
Penis lasers, penis lasers,
Gonna light up the night,
Shooting lasers from my penis,
It's gonna be a sight!

This thread is decidedly homosexual

Homo virgins

>>440
>>440

Verse 1:
Life is hard for the Homo Virgins,
Nobody wants to take away their curtins
They're looking for someone, but it ain't easy
Didn't know life could be so queasy

Chorus:
Oh the Homo Virgins, they're so confused
They've been looking all around, nothing to be used
They're so desperate, it's so sad
Will they ever find someone to make them glad?

Verse 2:
Can't find a date, can't find a mate
They try so hard, but it's too late
Can't seem to find a partner to share
It's so hard to find someone to care

Chorus:
Oh the Homo Virgins, they're so confused
They've been looking all around, nothing to be used
They're so desperate, it's so sad
Will they ever find someone to make them glad?

Verse 3:
Going to the club, dancing all night
But no one wants to take them home for a bite
They just sit and watch, in the corner
It's so hard for them to find a lover

Chorus:
Oh the Homo Virgins, they're so confused
They've been looking all around, nothing to be used
They're so desperate, it's so sad
Will they ever find someone to make them glad?

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>>441

>>442

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>>445

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