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what is the point of this website?
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Hello sir or ma'am

I hope this finds you well. As you seem to be new here, I would like to inform you in advance that I will be calling you the n-word. There is nothing that you can say or do to avoid this happening, including just closing the web page. If this causes you concerns, please feel free to act accordingly. Thank you again for your time.

Kindly,
You are a nigger
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>>5480
AYY ITS THE NIGGA
i'm gonna start saying that.
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BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

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What's the name of that superhero
emerald chimson goblin troon of the north

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Anyone who says old 4chan wasn't fucked up wasn't there, that's all I can say
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OP here, IHM can you remove the screenshots with CP keywords? I’d rather not have those phrases anywhere on this site. Even if my post was for expose purposes. Thanks.
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>>5506
Sure, can you specify which images? That'll make it easier.
>>5497
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>>5508
Best I can do is delete all the images or the entire post so I went with the latter for obvious reasons

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does anybody know the source of this gif
test

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4000k is on the line.
IHM may the games begin again



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https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20230205T00&p0=%3A&msg=94chan+event+number+4&ud=1&font=serif

This came with the last email too. February 5th.
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I FUCKING FINISHED IT YESSS
Ticket 00007
>>5473
I just finished it too I'm 7th 
that wait is going to kill me
BREAKING NEWS: PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY NOT STUPID SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT

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/pol/ is the cancer killing imageboards
throw em to the fucking curb and restore our former glory as Anonymous
THROW /pol/FAGS AND SOYFAGS TO THE CURB
/b/ IS ETERNAL
/b/ IS FOREVER
/b/ RUNS THIS
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>>5354 (OP) 
>>5354 (OP) 

Chanology and anonymous hacktivism is what killed imageboards. Instead of being fun places to shitpost and share a community, they turned into fucking infinite gayops and people wanting to clout chase for internet fame. /b/ is no different.
/b/ is eternal if FAGGOTS POST MORE
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Hello /b/

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where's my weekend bros?! i hate phone shit so twitter and telegram can fuck off. discord wants wants my phone number (ask glow niggers... im not giving it to you) and irc is nerd shit i cant comprehend. im stuck here. how the fuck you gonna have your own chan and chat on other platforms?! baffling.
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>>5394
this

the number i use for discord/tg doesn't even exist
>>5376 (OP) 
>where's my weekend bros?!
Outside. Go it.
>>5394

every sms service number i get is banned. i cant see buying a burner just to post on telegram.
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>>5408
Try different numbers on different websites until you get one that works, my discord and Twitter are registered using numbers from some small distant Island i had never even heard of prior to finding the numbers

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im almost 25, i have adhd. i cant focus on anything, i mess everything up all the time.

im numb all the time, to the point that im not even aware im numb. im so used to it that it is the default for me.

every time i get instrospective i get suicidal.

i go through life, i dont feel like ive gotten anywhere. i have nothing to show for the effort ive put out. i still rent, i pay out the ass in insurance for 2 sub $1k cars that are in poor shape.

i feel like a akward teenager all the time. i dont feel like im an adult. no one treats me like an adult.

i cant hold down a job, every 6 months i get fired or laid off.

im married to someone, and we fight and argue a lot and it sucks. our personalities are too differnet and it makes us miserable. we have no commonality between us. i end up being too blunt and hurt her feelings constantly.

idk what i was thinking to think that i could be functional enough to be in a long term relationship with another person, when i lack so much self awareness, and empathy...to the point if i wonder if im autistic or a psycopath or some shit.
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>>5401
you drew lines on ms paint to blow off steam? Must not have been a lot of it inside the tubes then
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>>5402
lol no i wrote the original post, the mspaint was a doodle i did when i was trying out one of those bamboo drawing pads
>>5401
IDs aren't even enabled on /b/
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>>4959 (OP) 
wanna shit post anon? i get you. ive been there. 100% and then some. 

this is a feels thread now btw

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am I exiled to this forgotten bunker full of dead anons. ghosts. this place is full of them. i am one. no where to post on a saturday night but a dead board. what happened to us bros? the red pill got lodged in my throat and its turning black with rot. i cant post anywhere else... what?! plebbit!? be a faggot discord tranny? wtf. i hate twitter posters. 99% of the internet is ruined for me and i refuse to suck ChanPass cock. wish this place wasnt so dead. is there not one anon who just wants to shitpost? what ever happened to "do it for the lulz?! ill take a schizo at this point im so fuckin bored.
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>>5409
boards got nearly 300 posts the other day where have you been?
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>>5409
>why even have a chan!?

because we fuckin wanted to
>>5409

cry harder fag
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so whats your big contribution onelineanon? just hur dur level faggotry? everyone else has a point but you. i can concede to all their points. you tho.... sad. low effort. F-

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How much dya study to be considered Excellent in programming? Computer science?
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>>5391 (OP) 
Math,so you can 010101 on jail and hack the matrix
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>>5392
Yea but how much lol

Maybe enough to make a single game complete with AI and working GUI and then selectible characters... and cutscens...gameplay?

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