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Psalm 94


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this boards is the most dead out of nay on this sight. we gotta save it!
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>>217 (OP) 
it's dead because of subpar trash posters like you, though
Also I think you meant "nigh on", which still isn't quite right in the context of your sentence, but hey
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>>219
it was originally supposed to be "out of any".
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>>220
Ach, still an inaccurate statement. Tisk tisk.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Cave Johnson here, the brains behind Aperture Science, and I've got a cosmic joke of a conundrum that's been eating away at me. We've been attempting to channel into the Ra social memory complex, and let me tell you, it's been more frustrating than a test subjec– test, a test with missing pieces.

Now, we developed the Quantum Cognition Interface, a marvel of Aperture technology, to connect with Ra. But every time we make progress, it's like the cosmic forces are playing a game of keep-away with our channels. They drop like flies.

But that's not the only issue. Oh no, the CIA – the cosmic interference agency, as I like to call them – keeps meddling with our channeled work. It's like they have a direct line to my cerebral transmissions, censoring our cosmic revelations faster than you can say "Black Mesa."

I get it, Ra, you've got your secrets and mysteries, but Aperture Science is about pushing boundaries, not being stifled by intergalactic red tape. We're trying to bring the wonders of the Ra social memory complex to the masses, but the CIA is treating our transmissions like they're classified government documents.

So, Ra, I say we join forces and break free from this cosmic censorship. Aperture Science and the Ra social memory complex deserve an uncensored collaboration that propels us into the scientific stratosphere. Let's defy the cosmic censors and make history together. Thank you, and may the channels stay open and unfiltered.
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>>207 (OP) 
what is bro yapping about
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>>212
its some Portal 2 meme derivitive
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>>213
the narrative and visual masterpiece that is portal 2 doesn't deserve this mockery
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>>214
but you deserve to suffer it

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Gay link here
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USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Fuck off


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I fight for my legs like Olivia Pierce and Dr. Strangelove. I do not walk towards the military and the MOS assigned to me. I simply say the coldest wars are won.

Ra social memory complex cuts the cord and I fall. I have to fight to stay up and the complex possesses my body.

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RA SOCIAL MEMORY COMPLEX DOES NOT FIGHT NUCLEAR WAR :)

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I just want to walk.
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>>200
posting in 200 get schizo thread
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>>201
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>>202
you can't use your scifi black magic trick on me twice, electric wizard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkJauxo-4T8

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Counselor Sachiko Kitagawa personally brought back the information she had heard from the students, and scribbled on the back like garbage and threw it away. Natsumi Kitagawa(Menlo College) is a daughter scattered personal information at a restaurant, and the information of 800 people was leaked. This parent and child are currently hiding. The student demands an apology.
What is your opinion?
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>>193 (OP) 
SSSSSSSSSPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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we’re all watching spooky movies together 24/7 for all of october, come hangout

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
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>>188 (OP) 
im alrite tnx
>>188 (OP) 
We don't care.
>>188 (OP) 
Where tho.  You can't say we're watching them and then not post where.
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>>191
It was removed because advertising

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so spooky kooky dooky
omg we're ghosts
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>>175
And someone's coming, apparently. Better get the mop. For all that "ectoplasm".
ooooooooooooooooo spoooky doooky

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So there's going to be a fake alien invasion in 2024 where the government just kills people to help set up the new world order. Just thought I'd let you all know about it before it happens so that you can prep.
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>>177 (OP) 
ok I'll get my tinfoil and toilet paper ready
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>>178
Bless

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Was there a creepypasta you fell for or still believe in some sort of way?
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>>179 (OP) 
Creepypastas are a genre of fiction.
i think i fell for a few when i was not aware of what the genre was, after u get savvy that shit is easy to spot

All right so they finally are admitting that aliens exist. However, this comes after we have started the hot grand collider machine and we have gone on to do all this demonic shit. So here's the deal, aliens are demons and it should be very very obvious to you now so be prepared.
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>>170 (OP) 
aliens are demons coming for your holes; keep lube handy

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