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Psalm 94


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I made this video game myself. It would make me happy if you played it.
https://gamejolt.com/games/Starsentinel/763601

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>>184 (OP) 
no trailer footage of what it looks like?

im supposed to buy an indie game with no demonstration?
>>184 (OP) 
I just made it free!

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>be me
>Be Brock Lesnar
>win MMA championship
>Go to hospital afterwards
>piss on Mark Henry
>He starts fight with me even though he's injured
>Beat the shit out of him
>Go to hotel and get some sleep
>wake up next morning
>newspaper says Mark Henry was attacked and killed in the hospital the night before
>only person who saw me so it was doctor
>He didn't snitch

God this game is awesome
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>>179 (OP) 
He died of diabetes tho.
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>>180

Well the police are on the hunt for diabetes then
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>>181
I hope they find cancer too
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>>182
Maybe they'll find all my steroids

Fuck Malenia.
Such fucking bullshit.
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ima just use this neat sword of through the fire and flames i found
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>>145
That's obviously for dragons.
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>>148
it do have some force to it
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>>149
You're alright.

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If you don't know the story behind this absolute dumpster fire of a has-been, here's the start of the saga:

https://youtu.be/PrH7aPmO61w

Never one to let things like facts get him down, this leathery mound of greasy human-shaped mashed potatoes is once again suing to get his "Epic God Gamer" reputation unhitched from the bumper of his shitty Pinto:

https://youtu.be/z4fgcspS1ew

Is there anyone (save for Billy Mitchell, which is a similar story but Pac-Man) in the video gaming world who's been such a consistant piece of shit for 40 years and counting?
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Campaign is pretty fun. Game runs ok on 2020's low-mid range rig with some settings tweaks. Got some weird sprint bug that almost made me fall over irl but it smoothed itself out

Hopefully a day 1 patch irons that stuff out and they don't tank it with Warzone integration like they did mw19

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https://youtu.be/pyC_qiW_4ZY

Seems like "this looks fine" is a hot take, but I'm kinda stoked, even having a ps2 next to me that I'm pretty sure currently has SH2 in it right now.

Thoughts?

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Final Fantasy 6 is the best game of all time, fight me
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>>138
are you 50
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>>142
no
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>>138
and then i asked if he even doom'd.
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>>146
Just sayin, play more Doom

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ITT: Your first JRPG crush when you were a kid

Pic related, Dagger's butt made my adolescent boner rock solid back in the day. It was her which made me think what kind of woman I'd end up looking for.
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>>18
I painted a yard in puke and got tackled in the shower shortly after once

then i woke up in the tub with the shower running, in a different bathroom.

so sure!
Lightning from 13
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Tifa probably. surprised no one else said it.
AERIS DIES

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this game is fucking god awful.

1. its clunky as hell. i struggle pulling my weapons out while im playing, and when i use heals from the satchel it puts my gun back up and i pretty much lose half my health again getting it back out.

2. the wanted system is gay as fuck. ill put my bandana on during missions and itll get removed, or it just doesnt work and i have a fucking 100 dollar bounty.

3. the offhand holster. at somepoint in the game it forces the offhand holster upon you. like WHY? its not ever there on cutscenes. why the fuck wouldnt you allow it to be removed?
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>>124 (OP) 
Are you hating it for real. Or is it legit complaints?
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>>127
still waiting on the GUN remaster... one day...
*sobs*
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>>129
I'd be okay with a new Timesplitters, since there's pretty much a 100% chance of a western level

That or the fucking System Shock remake to come out sometime before I die
The story and characters are pretty nice, but it's glitchy

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What's the worst game you ever wasted money on?

For me it was Lester the Unlikely. Fuck that fucking game.
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Duke Nukem Forever, because fuck I wanted to see how it is and it was BAD.
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>>43
when i touched the dookie my thoughts were voiced by the Duke himself
in order of most recent to least recent, here's things I bought on steam that I didn't enjoy
>Metal Gear Rising
$7.49, control scheme was painful to use
>Battlefleet Gothic: Armada II
$7.39, was onsale but dear god units were extremely unresponsive to the point where I failed the fucking tutorial because of it
>Wizardry 8
$4.99, didn't run properly on my computer that's about 15 years newer than that game
>Arma 3
$39.99, runs like absolute shit and the control scheme is too messy for me to have fun.
>Lego Worlds
$14.99, felt really bland and repetitive
and a bunch of stuff from further down I couldn't be bothered to list, a lot of these bad purchases were refunded
Catwoman for ps2

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