Here's a burger I made a few years ago.
And here's how I made it, you cunts
First, sautee some roughly chopped onions until they're golden brown or you just realise you said "sautee" and have a homosexual crisis
Then get some burger patties. You should make your own, but in this case I couldn't be fucked so I bought some
Stick the cunts on the BBQ
Once the first side is done, flip em and stick cheese on em.
This is one good thing about making ur own, you can make them fat as all fuck and stuff cheese in the middle
When they're cooked, take them off the bbq.
I realise that this might seem obvious, but i've been on the fucking internet long enough to realise that at least 40% of cunts reading this will be like "OOOH GOOD POINT" and fucking put a big red gay circle around it
Stick the onions on the bun
Then the beetroot on the onions.
Yes, fuckhead, beetroot. It's really good on a burger and if you don't like it you can fuck off
Then the fat-arsed burger and cheese go on
Condiments of choice on next
Some green shit, idk was probably trying to impress a chick or roofie a male vegan
Now wrap ur fucking laughing gear around that ya fuckin cunt
that's a good fuckin burga ye dill cunt