Ok faggots let me go ahead and teach you fucking niggers the art of cooking fried rice without a rice cooker.
Short grain rice
A fucking stove
A fuckload of eggs
Any topings you want (I reccomend tuna, salmon, spring onions and chicken. You could also go full sea monster and do shrimp instead of chicken. Potatoes are also ok but you need to boil and salt them first.)
>wash your fucking rice with cold water (at least 4 times) to get rid of the starch.
>add clean distilled water (tap works but You will be a nigger) to the rice. Water should be enough to cover the first knucle of Your index finger. A bit more doesnt hurt.
>add oil (vegetable oil works but if you have peanut oil that would be best) and salt to the rice.(you can also add a glove of garlic at this point if you want)
>mix and start cooking at high flame
>when it starts to boil cover the thing and cook at low flame for 8-13 minutes.(DO NOT OPEN THE LID BEFORE OR YOUR RICE WILL BE SHIT)
Congratulations you made good rice you fuck. Now you can go and eat it or save it on the fridge for fried rice.
After a day in the fridge the rice will be a bit stiff, that's normal. Let's continue
>depending on the portion grab 2-5 eggs with plenty on oil in your wok/pan and start frying them.
>when your eggs are 3/4 to be done throw in the rice and mix that shit like you are masturbaring to anime broads.
>after 2-3 minutes of stirring add the previously cooked topings and mix them in.
>add soy sauce (if you have shitty soy sauce add some salt too).
There you go, fucking fried rice.
rice is chinkfeed, kys
this is like the autistic version of howtobasic and i love it
Now I don't have to order panda express anymore
vegetable oil sucks , peanut oil good better omega 3 6 ratio
Paunut oil is cool for this but is tho expensive for many people. Vegetable oil does the trick.
nah man 5w40