chikkinzz?? sheeeeeit nigga
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im gonna post it here itt but on da phon
So lol this post idk lol pls don't judge me bby im shy uwu
Im not trying to be rude but also lmao fuck you dude just eat my fancy as fuck southern cooking or don't lol idc it doesn't matter thanks for letting me post this ty :) ily
Ok faggots let me go ahead and teach you fucking niggers the art of cooking fried rice without a rice cooker.
Short grain rice
A fucking stove
A fuckload of eggs
Any topings you want (I reccomend tuna, salmon, spring onions and chicken. You could also go full sea monster and do shrimp instead of chicken. Potatoes are also ok but you need to boil and salt them first.)
>wash your fucking rice with cold water (at least 4 times) to get rid of the starch.
>add clean distilled water (tap works but You will be a nigger) to the rice. Water should be enough to cover the first knucle of Your index finger. A bit more doesnt hurt.
>add oil (vegetable oil works but if you have peanut oil that would be best) and salt to the rice.(you can also add a glove of garlic at this point if you want)
>mix and start cooking at high flame
vegetable oil sucks , peanut oil good better omega 3 6 ratio
Paunut oil is cool for this but is tho expensive for many people. Vegetable oil does the trick.
nah man 5w40
>art of cooking
>empty salad dressing bottle
>3 or 4 frozen garlic cubes
>Bragg's Apple Cider Vinegar
>Bragg's Liquid Aminos
What's your favorite coffee? I'm a goblin and like gas station french vanilla cappuccinos but today I'll bless you with my homemade recipe that's simple as shit and really good.
Brew your coffee, stronger the better
Splash of milk or creamer until medium shade
Sugar to your preference, less is more here
A cap full of pure vanilla, the cheap shit isn't great
Sprinkle cinnamon on top, whipped cream if you're feeling fancy
Enjoy your cinnamon toast crunch coffee equivalent.
Lived here in Spain for a while and I fucking love the food here.
One of my favorite things is Vermut, which is like a Spanish Lunch. I'll name off the foods in pic related:
>Fuet (Spanish Cured Sausage)
>Jamón (Spanish Cured Ham)
>Cocteil De Aceitunas (Cocktail of olives green and black, pearl onion, pickles)
>Queso Semicurado (Half-Aged Cheese, like more fresh and light than dense and stronk)
>Vermouth (Sweet Vermouth, they drink it typically with orange or olive with ice. Hence the name)
>Pan De Catalunya (Legit just bread with tomato smeared on it with olive oil and salt. Idk why I never thought to do that before)
Post your countries delicacies and tradmeals below
Its the cocaine of all pork products.
Never quitting the powertrip. Also ketchup n wd steak is gormet Amerifat cuisine.
I'm not Polish, but I've always loved these. I'll drag and drop some more thingies as I find them.
Caveat: I am no chef, so I have to take the ChefTards at thier word. Your milage may vary.
As an eastern european I appreciate this post.
omg i grew up eating these
as an Irishman, fuck yeah potato ravioli
Anything wrapped in pastry is good.
What delicacies have you pastrified?
In Spain I made a type if pizza like dish but with puff pastry and it was bomb diggity. Don't have any pics though
Here's a burger I made a few years ago.
Condiments of choice on next
Some green shit, idk was probably trying to impress a chick or roofie a male vegan
Now wrap ur fucking laughing gear around that ya fuckin cunt
that's a good fuckin burga ye dill cunt
Post pics and shit about pizzas in here or GTFO
how do you niggers make your pizza? I like mine hot, with loads of jalapeno
I'm a fan of anchovies so you can imagine how popular i am :(
you would be popular with me, fren. regards op
this is why i keep emergency caesar dressing
emergency caesar dressing is more important than having a fire extinguisher