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chicken sangwich
Post pics and shit about pizzas in here or GTFO
how do you niggers make your pizza? I like mine hot, with loads of jalapeno
What is /siegK/ throwing on the grill tonight?
what is your favorite soul-draining bar food to eat when your date doesn't show up
Ok faggots let me go ahead and teach you fucking niggers the art of cooking fried rice without a rice cooker.

You'll need:

Short grain rice
A fucking stove
Water
Vegetable oil
A fuckload of eggs
Any topings you want (I reccomend tuna, salmon, spring onions and chicken. You could also go full sea monster and do shrimp instead of chicken. Potatoes are also ok but you need to boil and salt them first.)

>wash your fucking rice with cold water (at least 4 times) to get rid of the starch.
>add clean distilled water (tap works but You will be a nigger) to the rice. Water should be enough to cover the first knucle of Your index finger. A bit more doesnt hurt.
>add oil (vegetable oil works but if you have peanut oil that would be best) and salt to the rice.(you can also add a glove of garlic at this point if you want)
>mix and start cooking at high flame
>when it starts to boil cover the thing and cook at low flame for 8-13 minutes.(DO NOT OPEN THE LID BEFORE OR YOUR RICE WILL BE SHIT)

Congratulations you made good rice you fuck. Now you can go and eat it or save it on the fridge for fried rice.

After a day in the fridge the rice will be a bit stiff, that's normal. Let's  continue

>depending on the portion grab 2-5 eggs with plenty on oil in your wok/pan and start frying them.
>when your eggs are 3/4 to be done throw in the rice and mix that shit like you are  masturbaring to anime broads.
>after 2-3 minutes of stirring add the previously cooked topings and mix them in.
>add soy sauce (if you have shitty soy sauce add some salt too).

There you go, fucking fried rice.
I'm currently waiting on Domino's, got the chicken carbonara pasta with boneless chicken wings and mango habanero dipping sauce.

My favorite? Panda Express. That chow mein is to die for and orange chicken never fails.
Can a batch of wings that were made WAY too fucking spicy be salvaged? Maybe made into a soup, or something else that would tamp the heat down a bit? I ordered 24 of them last nite and they're completely inedible.
Hey so I don't plan on giving out board ownership, but if you guys want stuff like "official" rules, board ID's enabled, different css (even though this is clearly the 2nd best one) file size etc, let us know on >>>/94/7

or i guess here, it'll be stickied for 3-7 days.

take it easy~
but it was green cause it's Windows 11, that means it's not ripe yet???

Be nice, everyone likes to eat~

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