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Psalm 94


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'tale' sonuc stumbled. 'dont even worrry about it, this one is goin right up the shelf.'

'sonuc would you give me the biggest peek' tale croned.

'boy my ownfather before me sculpts this babe from the ire of his clean. its a repression you arent ready to oat.'

'sonuc, its a big red DILDO'

'no boy' sonuc chugged. 'its an artistic replica and i will hear no less'

'sonuc a dildo replica is still a dildo dont be a pretentious man' he crupped.'


'tale go to the door, then go along it' sonuc read.
who writes these
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>>9974
i could tell you, but then I would have to tell you
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'yeah as soon as later i felt it was time for one more ol' day cross the track, as when i was but the seed of a glorious rise' sonuc boached, his tight little piece snug in the warmth of a grip like a slithering serpent, strangling all that dwell within his stretchy hughugs.

'sonuc you are look fine and whack like tetris attack'

'buckles you arent even trying anymore, go home bud, you're a mess.' sonuc hiccuped.

'do you really think you can pack a wallop these days i mean you are no stretch armstrong and it is far in the day' buckles spewed.

'i'll get you yet, when i see fit. oi, a bugger like you ain't gonna gimme a spot 'a trouble ya fairy, dont be a cheeky bender and 'elp yer ol' bro with a spot 'a this, oi?'

'sonuc.' buckles calmly grinned. 'why the FUCK are you talking to me like this'


sonuc spun. 'buckles. i hate my father'
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>>9976
damn, the emotional depth tho
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'my rivers run deep as well dear. i know this is in our minds, fresh and clear!' tale spat.

sonuc just flushed, his head wisping from to and fro, a bit on his face.

tale turned his wimpin low quarter up toward the sky. 'yes well be this how it is, im really gonna tell you about it.' he quipped.

sonuc let a laugh backwards, slipping his winter slick along and lurching to the outer end. 'you wish ya had the hounds 'fer it.'

tale did all he could but it was stupid it was so stupid he knew it damn well.

'sonuc you had better not go get a new movie we were going to watch this film as a family'

sonuc snipped as he lumbered to what would soon be in the past. 'over the past several years i have stolen more than 800 items from stores all across the country. i place them each night beneath your bed as you rest, each one with a note, simulating a diary entry, where i, writing as you, detail an animalistic lust leading to the theft of each item. the police are on their way.'

tale just grinned. 'sonuc you really know how to turn me on.'
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as the boys chipper voice rung his ears like wet wet rope he tightened. sonuc felt as were he his own chain. no use in his tries could he even seem to bother this late, the little peppermint twist simply coated his every word before it could slip from his scaly lip.

'sonuc i have a new game now' was the only way he could describe what he heard next from the hexed-colored blur that consumed the way around him.
'its called. 'taking a peek'. guess what i take a peek at in this game sonuc.' the little shit fussed.

sonuc sleered along with his hookless prongs as he tried to wade his bouts. 'tale you are the fattest, ugliest.' he stuck.

that little lipper just gave him a three-two shake, with a pridest huff. 'yeah well i'd say i have a boner would you hold it against me'

'what are you talking about' someone asked.

tale put his left paw upon sonucs weary arches. 'you send the sweat shivering ice cold down my anus and genitalia.' he spoke like soft cream.

sonuc posed his blade right square in the center. 'if i decided to stab you it would be so easy. take me to my girlfriends place. i need to pick up something i left there. she gave me these records three years ago today, the day i stood out in the rain and stared her in the eyes as she told me how it was going to be, and what we had between was fading even then i could tell. i could taste the way her words fell onto the floor and blended in with the filth. i could smell the cold bitterness that would trail behind her gaze, dripping from the path like the spilling of salt. broken bottles in her tounge, ice picks in her fingers, toothpick for a heart she was truly gone.'

tale buttered a litt'. 'sonuc did you write that yourself'

'no tale.' sonuc smiled.


'you did.'
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>>9983
>i could taste the way her words fell onto the floor and blended in with the filth
gotta say that was genuinely good
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"Snc', when you goin? Are you pleased with my crumbling bits?" But tales said,
"And thats a fact sweetheart, you can try it before you buy it!"

Kramy was listening, she could hear Tale whisper sweets and giblets to no one.

"Sonuc is gone kid see youre alone as the sun." She gurgled once or twice.

Tales burned into ashes and blew away.
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'loveboy' tale creamed from his lip, smooth as spun silver.

'i wont call you that and i will never respect a word you say' sonuc stamped.

'ok ok ok we can take this a step at a time. let me crustle your thrust a little, just a bit careful.'

'you take me for a shit advisor, boy. you think i have advice for shit.' sonuc smiled.

'ok well how about if you touch yourself is that ok' tale said, as he sonuc touched himself sonuc him self.

'fuck you and don't. i need to go to the far room and contemplate fathers.'

tale wouldnt believe it if he had the chance, which he did. this blueboy would rather "tale no look im gonna cut you off mid-sentence here i aint got time. im not joking this week.'


as the days slipped through trees and whistled their song above every house and home tale grew thinner and less composed in a decadent pure decay. his once starlit eyes grew cold and distant.

he no longer even noticed kramy during her frequent feasts, or the occasional glimpse of the elusive sallymander.
when day after day buckles arrive to turn his weary eyes to his latest retread tale had not the breath to spare.

bitter winters pearled his teeth and the summers only chilled him more

his gaze upon his little popper turned cold and distant at first, then full of a malice that dripped down his brow and seeped from his stomach. a one two filthy tap would take care of that little bit, once and for all.

just as he drew the steel upon his only last link sonuc one and true slithered into his green.

'sonuc what had ever happened, i thought you lost to the ages and my heart grows weary still to wonder'

sonuc grabbed tales by the arm and sort of bent it like an asshole

'i was shitting tales.' he shook. ' i was just taking a shit'
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bitterly did the wind chide the yon foxbutt with a sharp one. There were scratchings at the door and pained moans. Sonuc gnarled his nose up with a "harumph."
"if he thinks I will bow down so easy" wheezed the hodge "he will have four things coming to him." with that he slammed the whiskey down so hard it shattered in his hand. Sonuc looked at his bloody palm and squirted a little. He missed tales. His warm laugh. The way his scrote would push up each time he belched.
But Sonic could not give in. Like the final fig he would hang on. Tale had to learn a lesson.

The next day, a cold little fox was lifted from twix'd the heavy snowfall and brought inside. Sonci looked on with fondness. "My but you are a stiff prick now."
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tale in his ever-glowing ignorance shadows his oily creed along sonucs only home

sonuc with a gristle in his breath lets the boy know just what has become to lead him this path

maybe now he will
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dears i leave a note on your car window:

a mournful hollow in our arches we leave buckle to hisself, a right lake of a man he sinks.

the younger one is a step to filth and loss each day, i leave him a message cross the walls of our hungers belly each day, and when it fails to point him the right and narrow, i slap him on the buttock: twice hard.

my dear sallymander continues to be the pureness in the ache i see grow each day.

kramy is utter continuance itself a bitter sting less than it is a crushing twist.
my bones convulse and krutter like a slipping jade between teeth and a chipped inbone on highway. she will never wound me as i will never let this be.

despite eyeward shocks into my own gums i feel a sense of upwound.


dont you dare write us back, i'll move. i swear.
only,
'snc.
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Sonuc held up the phone and glanced his ear to its sweet sounds.
"Is this randll?" It doth ask.
"No, what? No, theres no randll, you cant talk to randll, but you can talk to tale."
Sonuc threw down the phone. He screams as tale scrambles for it hastily in all the excitement.
"Hello? Is this Sonuc?" tale wishes it was sonuc.
"Is this randll?" It crunched and munched again. "Im jusstlookikng for francis. Please tell Douglas."
"Oh alright, but Douglas isnt around this year, he may not get that certain message." Tale was on the toilet while on the phone, how rude.
Sonuc plugged his ears, but he still heard Tale plopping.
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"Sonuc, the phone is for you." Tale forgot to wipe his dribbling wringer.
Sonuc fucking hates Tales.
"Hello?"
"Hi sonuc, its Tale."
"TALE IVE HAD JUST ABOUT TWO QUARTS AND A PENCE OF YOUR MISCHIEF."
Sonuc just fucking hung up and tale knew his fun was about to be over.
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ball...
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"sonuc, you are purely cruel!" little bastard let rip.

"sonuc didnt even bark a pinch" you will keep from smoothin my skin.

tale gave him the same 1-2 he'd seen time before. buttsonuc wasnt having it.

"y'awanna give a lil pat on the back to the steward what curdled you forth from the shit? im gettin deep to my down n' dirty with young famous christ."

from the moment tale saw he knew it was true.

the boy was locked.

"sonuc these tests you give me grow warmer each day, you almost made it to the finish line. wanna polish your trophy and display it proud to your lovely daughter? she will never die."

soncyy didnt even have the time to cork an inch. he liked to be called soncyy now.

"you shapeless quiver, you spinning breath. you arent even above the shade left by winter fog, or mists of smokey seas. yer b'low even the mighty heel of a summer's boot, so dont be gettin any deals."

tale paid close attention, but even more so he didnt.

"when famous christ fell down off 'is perch we all shared a good laugh. and thats why 'e 'aunts us to this day. now if you wont bend your body in a snap, he might just shred your pockets."

tale shagged his wrist from up to right. "fuck this ive got video games i could be playing."

sonuc spilled a smirk onto his lip "not now ya dont'

tale grummaced. "yer a real asshole."

sonuc would have laughed but he knew he laughed way too loud, he would wake up his nearbys.

"remember famous christ is out each halloween to split the shameful. read a fucking book, he's in there. he's in just about every book."

tale hung himself in the closet with a belt.
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sonuc trifled tales crusty worth

"tales," sonuc crept, "you are forever my littlest buddy,"

tales surely was aflame with gratitude, "golly" he quietly quivered a trinket as his underage blessing was confounded by sonuc

"come here tale i'll most certainly smooch you a little kiss on your head" sonuc shot out silently toward the small companion

"sonuc you truly are my favorite" tale wept unto his blue deity of velocity

sonuc brushed the filth from his shoulder, "stop" he quailed a humorous tune toward his tiny fellow, "i was kidding"

tales was needless to say from hence
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with just enough of the little ton-towed fox at his beak, sonuc gave chase and release to the gentleman's backroom. his parts were all laid out for the day, neat in a row. it had been two full weeks by now, if he hadn't lost count.

sonuc creeped along his window with iced teeth, this would be as much a night as any to howl his piercing tortures.

faithful sallymander was first to take notice, but surely one by one the rancids all laid be, back to back in the baracks below.

there were no neighbors, the streets were empty, the homes simply disappeared. sonucs breath stank like an uglier man's, but he looked as shimmering as he'd ever be.

the beetlebox humming slowly was all it took. it spewed about not in a shout or whisper, but a gay lil' hum.

sonucs tongue was missing but he'd no longer need it. he would never speak again.

and then just truly tale spoke right up "sonuc are you going to be in there all night because im about to just eat your roast and not save you a bite. that's manners."

sonuc honked, twice as fast.
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sonuc screamed "TALE IT DIDN'T WORK!" and he slid into a fizzy ocean, frazzled
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>>10049
no sir no sir

thats a buttered hodgepodge
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>>10050
sir I could've betted my lunch money if I were the sort of person to have lunch and or money, sir
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>>10051
I'm about up to crinkled with this tomfoolery
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>>10052
just you untwist yer pegs and let cordiality run loose and scrungly all upon us, camarada
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>>10053
I'll mince your fajita, chum
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snc' stood in back this time, tale seated up to left: mid-stream when the true hound pearled up to the scene.

"sonuc, where's my lower dressup? its just ready to work. im a bit late and he'll have my hide."

sonuc just soured, fucking fast too. "you slimeball, y'aint held a job in all your years, the hell i'd believe you got one now. you are worthless ive never seen ya lift but a pebble out back in m' autumn stoneyard."

tale looked pear-eyed right at him. "SONUC if you had PAID ATTENTION CAREFULLY you'd see i was trying to tell a JOKE."

sonuc decked tale right in his stupid teeth, knocked out two or three. "lie's a lie's a sin. all looks the same under the oath of our mighty famous christ. you wanna look 'im in the eye an' say a peach's a plum you go right ahead and he'll tear you 'part string by string."

tale looked a little crestfalled, this was because sonuc just overacted and punched out a few of his teeth. they werent baby teeth. the teeth werent going to grow back. he really didnt need to punch him in the mouth like that, and he knew it even at his age.

"soon enough you little swishing shit sliming its way down the foggy drain. soon enough already you'll see how its like peeled limb to limb." sonuc foresaw, gesturing his big ol' eyes toward the door nearby.

"sonuc...that door is locked. 'sbeen locked long as i remember." tale pooped.

"hid the key in your asshole when you were but a lil' sack a' piss. this is your new room, your old room's already been taken."

tale pounced on in.

tale didnt like it.
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'an 'eres yer change' the blueboy whistled.

tale shook feverishly, dumped on the couch in a load. "thats lewd."

"ya, i wrote it down pen by pen. dedicated just to you i have a new ballad."

sonuc put the disc down, and as soon as he did he knew it was a great idea.

tale popped and locked the tune right in, and he was a bit grossed by what he heard.

"sonuc this "ultimate party jam" is just you narrating my autobiography!!! sonuc you just KNOW that i havent even written one yet!"

sonuc slammed in reverse. (they were in a car now) and hit the boy upside. "yeah well i brought er to a quakin endin, i can tell ya this, ya cunt-taffy. now keep outta my hair."

tale just choked. "sonuc yer bald, you big fat dumbass."

they shared a memory as the car sank into the dirt and flames.
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Tale had a dream, a dream of famous christ

In it he was lied so he could go to the mall and sit on the chest of famichrist. Sonuc, bemused and dropping, raced tales to the mall with lightening speed. He drove there
Upon the hasty arrival, famous christ had already been there and when Sonuc saw him he chundered like toilets. Tales, gleeped with nostalgia, gave a suggestion that he might pile his putrid breakfast on their savior. Sonuc, mad with rage, beat tales to death until he woke up... in the HOSPITAL
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up top'n leerin it the big bluebean hissed and steamed. but he werent wrought about it, he was mid-marsh and that little orange fog was hassin some other dingus.

but he actually wasnt, he was really shouting at sonuc from the tip of the hump. that whole part was lying. sonuc is a liar and a thief. he isnt to be trusted.

"sonuc you big jolly saint, we were ordering for last lunch and i ordered you some stupid shit, the point here is that i segway into a hot line about wanting to eat you for dinner!"

sonuc crumbled. what was this. what was he doing. was that kid just giving up lately because that was pathetic. this isnt working.

"sonuc like your dick. like i want to eat your dick, sonuc."

but you were already gone.
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led along for search of new and exciting desires was tale in his latest. sonuc was prude and furiouset at 'em too. he led the boy downline as a speeder reened right past and slipped the boy a disk. little tale his bones popped like an old vintage. when his dust blew back from wind to form a pile at his feet, tale hopped aboard the very same.

"that will be quite enough" he stunk, knowing sonuc would smell it full well. the clunker pulled out and with this set sail, as tale ran ways from home like a crying little piece of worthless shit. that robbing blue hatchback would never get his best of me again.

"open wide im about to the top. im leaving this one note town turned inside down." tale giggled because he thought it was a snappy way to talk but it was actually annoying and the driver was thinking about not picking him up and he only did because he was dying.

the man at the wheel, who tale consumed by default to be his blue dove, set sail. "i am done with my raunchy misses always giving me the low end."
"where can i get rid of you" the big man grumped. "sonuc house." tale crisped, since he didnt know any other places.

the sonuc, somehow forgetting what he was wont to do, or perhaps not (it is entirely possible this was his plan all the whilst,) drove the truck 31 miles. "my name's miles" Tale whispered as if he heard some unseen narrator. The truck stopped at a roadside cafe. The truckdriver, who was not sonuc, got out of the truck and looked in the back. "What's going on here? Who are you?" Tail snarled and rasped, unable to grable a word suddenly. His mouth just flooming at the cusp. the roader frost as tale spit off, his crispy little feet jerted him agamble, far into the wood.

the pilot set back in his steed and turned to the ringer. "sonuc baby ill be back soon do you want a few things from the store but the store is actually my clothes and the things are actually my body." and he hung up really fast before sonuc could pick up the phone. he rubbed his wheeler back around, hitting a small ring-railed fox along the line. "uhoh i hope that wasnt sonuc or im going to scream" he crooned. he opened his side and let the small little slinking bitch right in.

"open wide im about to the top. im leaving this one note town turned inside down." the cruncher giggled because he thought it was a snappy way to talk but it was actually annoying and tale was thinking about not picking him up and he only did because he was dying.
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"Greasy little bit he was, that was rotten and stank." Sun hacked and hoked
Shifting easily through the gunk, his arching rind plopped down on the soaf.
"Shall we dance?" Son was asleep and he was talking, what a suprised.
"What honey?" Tale was still mourning a loss of his own but he gripped heart fast, and wood strong: two ways.
"Why are you sleeping? WAKE UP CANT ANYONE SEE THIS? Am I the only damn person living in this house?" Tale fucking YELLED.

Sonuc couldnt be distrubed, his arms collided and broke down on the sour grape.

But really, their house was a mess, its really pretty bad this time, just take my word for it ok?
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soggy was prick and rose about it, no time to let it cool. "yeah, and ill be past gone for the next, to weeks."

and tale was crying open before sockets lips could even seal up. "saltlick if i-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP TAAAALE. I KNOW. I KNOW YOU ARE FUCKING THINKING IT BUT JUST. GIVE ME A MINUTE TO TELL YOU I SOLVED YOUR PROBLEM BEFORE YOU JUST ACT LIKE THE GRAND FUCKING MARSHALL HERE." sonuc sad, and trimmed out a fine path.

the salty hoghog trapped two lovely prictures of his worldweary visage right to the little hornets sights. "there'n you'll see nothin but the best of me, 's it all passes."

tale urinated almost instantaneously. "i wont even need him at all anymore" he desuaded.



sonuc didnt have any travel plans. where would he go. it was all here.
but this was enough.

as long as he remained perfectly still the little fucker wouldnt know.

sonuc stood perched on the brawl for 40 years, locked in sight.

in this time he reflected on each and every bristle and stout on the little tales butter-body. he grew to know each breath with a sour intimacy.

then he let rip a sneeze, and this was a real mistake, and this is the biggest folly sonny did yet, i think overall. this is really where i think he begins to show his own weakness.

trails greened. "oh my sexy baby you really know how to get the room on fire."

"yeah" sonuc snookered as he hung himself
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"sonuc please" tale quaffed
sonuc crimped. "no"
tale flew the coop but changed his mind and apologized
sonuc crimped. "no"
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>>10104
these are getting very abstract now
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>>10106
when all you see is shapes and colors, how do you know what is and isn't abstract? 🤔
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>>10107
Is it an imitation or representation of preexisting elements in nature or society or is it a new element constructed and composed by arranging and rearranging the base, essential elements that make up its stripped down elements, in this case of visual perception, i.e. points, lines, planes, colours, & texture

do you even kandinsky bro
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>>10108
If Kandinsky didnt keep giving me a happy peanut man, sure. Otherwise, I'm stuck with DreamShaper and its infinite asians.
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tales convulsed unto his corporeality. sonuc shrugged his seat and leapt his heart thru' th' bountiful splendour of th' little partner's vague embrace

"tale" sonuc vagabonded unto him "dont even try it you fucking cunt"

tales feisty comeuppance led him thru' th' misty forest of tears and hence tossed him for a gallon of despair from whence he no longer crinkled

"sonuc i believed" tales downtrodden remainder cooed toward his big blue buddy

sonuc simply caressed. "i said dont try it you fucker"
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"and all up within the joint" came the crawl from tale in his deep and spidered throat. "dj standable, he brings the music to the room" and he did so.

the only record in the hodgehaus was one of sonucs old salties. the little green fox had to make due.

but without even one ring out, sonuc melted into the room from the wall's paper. "pyewww, and just what sort of a wit'les ass do you take for?"

"sonuc..." tale breath, pouting all of his lips. "im JUST...trying to be a "disc jockey" THOUGHT you might be a little more sensitive about this but uhhhh yeah i guess i can see what sort of dignity you have..."

with a snap of his teeth sonuc popped the boys bones into circle shape. "yeah yeah, well ive had a minute out of the room and i only return to see a little SNOTTY PILE OF A RATS OWN FOWL to greet, me, and that'd be you, scum."

tale whistled "and boy dont i feel the wind run free when im my own made man. im startin to wonder if this little town is enough..." he hububed and sonuc wasnt gonna have it.

"look, now kid im gonna put your eyes on the floor. now you leave them there, and you keep a good watch. let them look at what im gonna do to your body, y'hm?"

"sonuc to be honest i thought it was a pretty good song" buckles said. buckles was in the room.
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sonuc dropped it into a thousand pieces, and they scattered 'pron the lawning. each glisten a little less, in the moonday suncrawl.

"sonuc glue it back together that was my radio cassette!" tale beeped, his eyes pink and blonded. "who are you to treat me this way!"

"hard men give hard lessons. you no doubt know me to be steamy."

"yeah, you do have a way of curling my onions.." tale let slim. "but its not holding up, im pretty beefed."

"and so buckles boarded right in to save the day..." said buckles but sonuc was just hitting him and hitting him and he just kept on hissing and buckles said ok man god and he left and they never saw him again.

"oh wait you slipped up this time." tale creeped. "you just broke my song box, but the music inside is right here. its free."

sonuc bit. "yeah and now its in my fucking stomach. tough nuts."

sonuc threw up all night and he never made another mistake in his life
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shut the fuck up buckles
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tale beaned. he was a grinned trooper this morn. "sonuc" he whispered down the hall and it swan into his ear like a feathered duskfall. sonuc groined. im sorry, he groaned. sonuc groaned, if its all the same to you.

sonuc stepped up a notch. "yeah and this time?" he rolled. tale just stuffed. "sonuc you big cream its all too bright this day because your buckles has recieved a call. his machine will tell him this day, flat up, that the big alice in chains reunion is just by the way. sonuc, i left him a google map that leads to a volcano he is going to be dead within the hour."

"what"

"sonuc i took care of it he's going to die. sonuc you dont have to worry about buckles anymore im killing him. im going to murder your cousin sonuc."

"yeah, alright. and im snoring. look, i already slept." he snoozed.

tale popped "oh what the fuck this is bullshit i deserve at least a quarter." he hissed out the door. "god damn asshole every WEEK"
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"hm, little fizzer you'll c'mright 'ere." sonuc hummed like a fritzed fridge.

"SONUC, please, i am JUST to the end of my "sudoku" if you would give me but a minute."

"you fucking listen you son of" but he didnt even start to buzz when tale defecated his way over to the big and blueboy. "ok i finished it what the hell do you want my lover"

Sonche just made it, clearly. "yeah n' my most prized treasure rolled right b'neath this slip. the one where i pearl my bones it did."

"oh sonuc i didnt know you had a favorite treasure ill get under there and bring it back good as new"

"stop talking i have a migraine tales why dont you think of someone else"

"sonuc you dont have a headache you dont even have a HEAD." tale whipped. he reened nonetheother right b'eath the compact. "sonuc its dark as your deepest road here, i can promise." tale winked.

sonuc just jumped right under the bed and started beating him the kid was screaming and crying and he just kept doing it and it was like a nightmare it was horrible

"sonuc but i havent even found your great treasure!!!!"

"this is it this is all there is." sonuc pant. "this is all there ever was."
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tales said.

and he had a pair of shorts, cargo style, light crease, w/ dual string: beige chassis. he sweeped them from the corner, and burn them home under his lid. sonuc had a strict policy.

"im so FUCKING glad im getting away with it.", tales.

he seated along his roost.
he was so dipped in his own stew he felt he might boil. he did too, a little. just a little bit. he remembered the way sonny sterned, he heard it right in himself:

"When i was a young blueboy. " but then he stopped, he would always stop. "well, I wasnt." and he'd puck. "so how come you are, you little shit." and tale would always roll his eyes at this part, and sonuc would always pinch them together and then let them go snapback. "yeah yeah, alright." he'd putter.
Sonuc would always crouch then, 1/3rd. He wasnt going to go into a full lean, risk toppling, that's a fools errand and he has no time for fowl. He'd put his fingers down lean every whichway on his lower luscious. no, that just means his lips.

"tale you LAME DUCK. i remember growing into a real man twice as fast, an' without even a pinch a boyhood to gimme a kickstart. but you, look at you, y're always leaving out my bread, never put it back in place. we both know thats the single thing i hate the fucking most than buckles. " (the guy who owned the bakery had a beard that was beyond lean and it made sonuc physically ill to look at him, he had a prescription.)

"and what else" sonuc would continue, "you weed about like a little rat, always losing your shit right from your own ASS where it belongs." tale was usually washing his windows by this time, which sonuc would just shake. sonuc would hope tale would just never stop shaking, but he always got still one way or another.

sonuc would probably start talking about famous christ, as IF. tale just copped and robbered at the thought.

then was a booming sound, like a whistle way deeper. sonuc was sliding up the stairs.

tale freaked out and tried to roll the shorts up into a joint and he starting smoking away the evidence which was also the shorts,
but then he got really really stoned on drugs from the shorts.

sonuc wheeped into the haze, like a jolly old bowl.
"y'm. i know that smell. fucking you are stone RETARDED."

"OH WHAT LIKE YOU NEVER SMOKED CARGO SHORTS SONUC" tale holed.

"you little TWEED, Cargo Shorts Sonuc was my only equal in the 'Big Fight'. id fucking never."

"sonuc would you just keep your VOICE DOWN these fumes are getting me sleazy" the orangeball sneezed. he was lost.

sonuc greened, leaping about like a fucking critter. he snarled and dripped.

"SONUC WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING I CANT HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW STAND STILL" he puked

"tale TALE TALE"
"WHAT SONUC"
"things are REALLY hard tale. things are DIFFICULT. there's so much PRESSURE tale."
"oh my god sonuc theres so much pressure"
"TALE ITS LIKE THERES SO MUCH SHIT GOING ON ALL AT ONCE"
"sonuc"
"WHAT THE HELL WHERE WILL YOU EVEN BEGIN"
"sonuc sonuc sonuc sonuc sonuc sonuc"
"ok thats plenty" and sonuc snapped his bones dry, the boy washed clean.





"sonuc where is going on."

there was a man, tied lickety-tight. red strobes run ember down his curves. white pearls left crested in thinpillow-cloth. gross sock stuffed in his mouth, and also it was buckles.

sonuc voice ran down the wind like sugar sweet "do it"

tale his arm was earthquake, big-bang-brittle; teeth chatterclap to split on a dime.
"sonuc im sorry about owning cargo shorts. i know you are right they are only for hairy fathers and braggart marines. ive made my peace sonuc. lets go home."

sonuc headshake in somber with the wind itself. "th's all. th's all that is left."

tales dumbass little finger molested the trigger. he rubbed it velcro-tight and slippersweet. "sonuc i want a father."

but sonuc bit back the same.

with a shuddersquat tale spit loose the fire from his midnight grip. mountaincrack bellows through the air. eyedrops mist down his cheek one by last as he blows dust through dust. again again again with howls and hoards.
sonuc recedes back into the jungle mist, catching a ferry back to the mainlands.
with the blood on his hands crusted to a break tale scavenges the harsh realm for cocunuts and berries. for 3 years he lives as one with mother gaia, the bright of famous christ burning in his chest.
one day returning with a captured beast to his cave tale saw light again.
a chopper above spotted his dumb ass and a rescue team carried the drownedrat home.
"hey sonuc what is for dinner, may i suggest myself." tale winked.
sonuc yelled for a few hours until someone called the police.
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the two tykes slipped out to the creamery for a bit of it once

"sonuc ill have you know im really gonna be eating the "Prince's Royale"

sonuc wheezed like a dying animal. "no, no , no , no , no ,no , no, no ,no no no no no no no no no no NO NO NO . NO NO NO . NO .NO. NO. NO. NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! tale you will be having the "Seasonable Man's Fancy", in a Reason Cone, for sense."

"ugh sonuc that shit is for dead babies and fucked up old pussies"

sonuc wiped his sides. "you leave a bit and ill see to it you are done in this town"

tale pouted "whatever sonuc ive already been to jail. ill do whatever it takes."
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"I already feel like a pillar of shit!" His creepy corsle switched off.
"and youre a big BITCH!" Tale bloated throat choke.
..."Youre a little green punk." Sonucs lip cracked, gaped and split crickin.
..."Youre a little too much."
His gravy was thick when he heard this and he hollered right away.
"TO GET YOU AROUND MY RECEPTOR I NEED TO BE CLEVER! INCEST IS MY LAST RESORT! THERE MIGHT NOT BE ANOTHER WAY!"
"Alright look you preschool tart, im not even your incestor."
"Besides Tale. You know the punishment is a pale eye of the third sight (by the standards written here). These are the words of the wondergod famous christ as it is read."
Sonuc gripped a scaly square book pimpled with intimate residues.
Tales glitz and glamour chipped in in a pinch.
"I HATE THAT DAMN BOOK YOU HUNCHBACK." Tal cried wriggling underground.

Sonuc crouched happily next to the boy and he tapped his feet on the footmarks.
"Youre gonna spend a week without an ass or a hayride for this. down under."
Fux's gilded glibness purled over and tried a hot load.
"ITS NOT GROSS AT ALL WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT!"

Back to back they traded sharp cards, and tale met the requirements, but sonuc quickly won by force, and tale was made to spend the next week underwater. he wouldnt be able to do shit down there. Sonuc fished him out a week later to get his teeth but the sog rat was too flasky. "jeez what a whopping wet dilly you are" sonuc jeered sportily.
"well i couldnt move any of my muscles all week its going to be a long recovery."
a) I have found the source
b) DON'T  let that stop you from posting these
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we were one and another in the awareness that these 'appenings would come to be, fasterly or slowerly; so sayeth worlfamous christ (lo! he cometh: he approacheth)
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sonuc lifted a meaty little girl off of the sideways. it was just tale anyway. what a mess. he was crispy and brisk against his icy leather skin. what a bastard sonuc would have said, if he were one to talk. he always was a useless little shit though. dont get too sad about it.

right inside him sonuc and the boy let their roles down and got right into the thick between the brain and the skin and the bone and the end and the start and life and shouts and bleed and scream and tear. the place the bones move, they slide across each other. they lurch and moan and seem to wail. what reason do they have to cry.

sonuc gets out of a house before it burns down, but tale hasnt figured his body out yet. 
"He died in there. in the heat. Trying to walk." -blue eyewitness
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"this filthy bit. nahhhh im not gonna let its filthy light come onto my world." and sonuc reached out.

"sonuc you big slut that just a star its not real." tale rolled his eyes


sonuc kept reaching for it and looked back at tale raising his eyebrows. tale couldnt help but move his right alongside. really pissed him off.

"stand on my shouters, keep your crisp canyons unfurled" sonuc kazaam. tale sneezed a chortle. "soppy, you are a lovely dear, but you are a skeleton. ive got all the skin and meat. you just got whats left in the shredder."

tale knew it wasnt true, sonuc was gonna wash his rags clean. it was worth it though did you see the look on his face.
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"sonuc i'm concerned." said Sallymander.

it was sallymander, somehow she was speaking threw Sonuc putresence. for sure he didn't want to hear her, and he made short work of letting this be knownst, a slap of legend being delivered.

"Sonuc really. its tail" it was always tail, when wasn't it? "that boy. there's som'in wrong with that boy."

"sonuc he has cancer. sonuc. how could you not know i thought he was your NO HE WAS NOT. sonuc politely interjected. "he deserves not the pity of self, nor the love and affection of my loving and dear worthless you. i behest unto thee to assemble the masses. with famichrist as my witness i vow to remove tail cancer and maybe even AID"

"but sonuc, you will miss 'Friends'. you love friends."

i do love friends. tail can wait.
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the lights to the converted basement buzzed on slick. tale took the shitty chair. he knew the good chair was sonuc. "come on sonuc, i know its you." the chair opened wide "yeah ok but here is the deal"

tale was entirely ears. "so you've seen me, looking close, been out in the garage a few weeks."

tale nod. "yeah its weird. like you were doin weird stuff out there. "

sonuc happened his mouth "mmhm i was just making a pool table. its gorgeous. real imitation oak. i made that. i need a place to store it, and its going in your old room. you'll be down in the converted basement, so lick on it. " sonuc paws. then rupture.

"its a pretty big pool table. i had to make your old room a lot bigger. just kind of pushed it out. let it sprawl. so the converted basement is a lot smaller now than it used to be. you aren't going to have much room to move around. you can feel this now, yes? have you inhaled this thought."

tale nod.

"now good. every day this room will be filling with water. all the sinks, pipes, it all leads right there onto your new bed. you've got a bucket down here, tale. if you don't empty this room out you'll be drowning a lot in the next few months. i figure it will take you a while to get used to it. but ill have you know now, if you don't keep this room in a fit way for our big boy, it'll be you dusting the teeth off your plate, eh?"

"yeah i know sonuc its just a lot to take in at once. " tale nosed.

sonuc nerved from right. his brow twisted and his veins ran runny. "mmhm well just get up and lets have a look at ya. " tale stood high and sonuc ran eye down every heavy inch.

"you look pretty bad tale, i don't trust you to keep up your end of this deal. you look really bad. its a mess. better keep your eyes open or ill mail you somewhere when you got your back turned. you could easily fit inside our mailbox. "

"sonuc i know im not a fucking baby. ive been to the post office before." tale creaked.

sonuc batted him around a few times like a cats catch and then let him lie. tale could touch the ceiling when he lay down in his bed. it curved and lurched in precious curls. there was a light coconut breeze. the lights down there didn't work and the light from upstairs hit him in the eyes.

he reached under the bed and pulled out his cards. they each had a picture of sonuc on one side and on the other side he'd write something about sonuc that made him feel good. he had a full deck and he flipped through it a few times a day. tons and tons of water smacked him right in the goddamn head.
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The fucking rare sunflowerwalrus breaks hearts and rocks the block all night honk dem horns
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sonuc ur piss it falls thru yer boney pointers like so much sand, like so much sand; these precious seconds and minutes and days they flow like ur piss thru yer calcified accusers sonuc get ahold a yersel
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WELL seein' as were all a mighty bit lost in the world these days, iv'e been wondering whether or not to end it all, but I guess I just gotta give what iv'e got and try to get back what shes worth. I think a hodgepodge does what he can.
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