Added some stuff to the spam filter. if you get banned and you believe it's an error, you probably posted something stupid.
The piss collectors arrived that night. They were mostly in their mid- to late twenties, clean-shaven and wearing yellow suits, yellow hoods and yellow boots. They had a number of piss collecting devices, but only one was necessary.
A long-dead man wearing a yellow suit of armor with a plastic tube protruding from his groin attached to a machine that was sucking his urine out.
“Oh, it's him,” said the first man in line, “The Master of Piss. I haven't seen him in a while.”
“What's his plan?”
“He needs to get rid of all the pee, before it dries up and starts to stink.”
The third and final man in line started to feel increasingly alarmed. He was worried that the Master of Piss could die of old age.
“That's why we've been collecting his pee.” said the second man. “We're making a golden statue of him.”
“He's a great guy, that's why I keep him around.”
“I'm glad I'm here,” said the third man. “I won't need to use my pee to make him.”
The first man looked him up and down. “You're getting old, but you've got a lot of time to make up for.”
The third man's face fell.
“I'd like to make it for a young girl one day.”
“Who's the lucky girl?”
“I don't know, she's a mystery.”
“I could be the one to make her a statue,” said the second man, “then we could be best friends.”
The third man started to cry.
“Come on, we're taking you back to the lab.”
O, Keepers of Piss. Salvage this golden stream of mine.
Piss for the piss gods
WE PISSIN GOOD TONIGHT
PISS ON BROTHERS
PISS FOR THE PISS THRONE
LET THE GALAXY
that's a nice piss collection anon
am i doing it right